Marijuana: Chester the Brain Molester

[Apelila]

......That's very subversive. I think they where high while making the video. Or stupid. Or both.

Loooots of confirmation bias in that video.
"Hey look at these fuck ups! Its the drugs they did , not their shitty decision making which has them fucked forever. There were no other external influences in their terrible decisions, or in the logic behind those decisions. NONE"
or
Let's try and make pot sound like Meth! Also teach kids how to use.

[Plow]

cush ROFL

[Plow]

I think my favorite part is the guy that's all "I was prom king, doing just fine, then the drug dogs came to school and found a couple joints in my ash tray, went to jail and got a felony (possession within x distance of a school I'm guessing) and now I can't get a job cuz that's on my record."

Obviously 100% the fault of pot. SUPPORT STRONGER DRUG LAWS!

[Roranora]

so.. had to take my own advice

UA? alright, i have this 96 degF synthetic urine if that'll be okay
my emergency inventory has been reduced from 2 to 1

[Orden]

Someone who isn't me got his hands on a lot of 25i and a little 25c, a recreational chemical akin to LSD. It's mostly powder form and a tab so he's gonna sniff some tomorrow and watching a Gravity Falls Adventure Time marathon. It's on!

[Pikarya]

It's mostly powder form and a tab so he's gonna sniff some tomorrow and watching a Gravity Falls Adventure Time marathon. It's on!

[Tellahh]

Someone who isn't me got his hands on a lot of 25i and a little 25c, a recreational chemical akin to LSD. It's mostly powder form and a tab so he's gonna sniff some tomorrow and watching a Gravity Falls Adventure Time marathon. It's on!

I remember me and a friend took a ton of that shit once and tripped on Tool's Lateralus really hard, I didn't experience as heavy visuals as pure LSD though, very nice body high at least~

[Orden]

Haha thanks for your concern.

[Orden]

Someone who isn't me really enjoyed his first trip. He's never really looked at my hand before. Or the carpet. Or the ceiling. Especially the carpet. :D

[Thuronn]

Please take some care with these RCs, the threshold of a good dosage and bad dosage are VERY close.

I'd stay in the 10-25mg range for an oral dosage or 5-10mg for insuflation.

And with small powders like this, especially if they aren't in prearranged doses, it's always better to take a little less and then see how you feel an hour or so later.

Also lucky you, been looking for Shulgin-esque chemicals for a good year+now.... at least I got some tryptamines to play with.


edit; it's also more related to mescaline

[Orden]

A lot of idiots have overdosed and had seizures or bled out and winded up in the hospital. I'm more cautious though. I play it safe because I don't have health insurance. I can't afford to do stupid shit anymore.

[Kiehl]

A friend got some shrooms. She usually gets them twice a year. Super excited to watch Walking Dead on sunday! Hit me up SoCal if you are in need.

[Plow]

so... an ad for 60 minutes during nfl game just said there's more medical marijuana dispensaries in Denver than there are Starbucks...

[Pikarya]

Time to move to Denver.

I hate hipsters anyways.

[Pikarya]

Had to do a drug test this week so I stopped smoking. Goddamn I love being a skinny bastard with an insane metabolism.

Spoiler: show

That's taken probably less than 3 days of being bone dry after toking daily.

[Gadritan]

That's taken probably less than 3 days of being bone dry after toking daily.

It's amazing how many people think it takes 30 days minimum. 3 days has always been all I've ever needed.

It's absurdly random though depending on your body. A friend of mine who's 6' 130lbs was clean for right at 2 months and fucking failed his test. Edit: Point is it's not just about how much fat you have. Some bodies, well, I guess just hold the shit like a sponge regardless lol

[Plow]

half the piss tests out there just test whether or not you have a normal amount of creatine, most of the "clean your system" drinks are just loads of creatine

if they actually care you're not passing a test for pot in 3 days, most places that drug test don't give a shit about it though, they just use it as an excuse to weed out lazy slackers

[Gadritan]

half the piss tests out there just test whether or not you have a normal amount of creatine, most of the "clean your system" drinks are just loads of creatine

if they actually care you're not passing a test for pot in 3 days, most places that drug test don't give a shit about it though, they just use it as an excuse to weed out lazy slackers

Ya. No.

Creatine levels only indicate whether the sample is diluted or not, which is how most ppl try to pass (drink fuck loads of water etc). If it's too low it reads as a non-negative. That's not the same as failing. It's essentially an indicator that either the sample was manipulated (dilution) or the individual naturally has low creatine levels. In this case, the subject is supposed to be retested at a later date.

One of the better ways to really cleanse your system is eating a ton of fiber and essentially shitting it out. No amount of water you drink is actually going to significantly reduce your THC levels, it's simply for dilution at test time.

So much misinformation out there when it comes to drug tests. I've learned all of this straight from the source, not wiki or some pothead site giving you 800 false ways to pass because they tried it once and think worked simply because they didn't account for all other variables.

[Plow]

ok, let me rephrase: most of the drinks are just creatine and instructions to drink a shitload of water

either way, you're not actually trying to get the shit out of your system as that's incredibly hard if at all possible, you're just trying to get your piss as clear as possible and maintain creatine level

[Gadritan]

Yeah, that makes sense. Funny thing is, it's infinitely cheaper to buy a creatine supplement and dilute than buying those drinks since that's essentially what most are now a days.

Part of the reason for this being one of the better methods as well is that the testing is ahead of the masking agents currently. Now the piss in a cup instant result tests aren't going to detect them, but most places have opted to sending the urine off to a lab for a more thorough test since it's exceptionally cheaper now than ever before. 99% of what's out there is going to red flag if if they go that route.

Morale of the story: if your job does randoms or you need a pre-screening, don't fucking smoke. It's not hard. It's really not. We're not talking crack here.