Marijuana: Chester the Brain Molester

[Tellahh]

Morale of the story: if your job does randoms or you need a pre-screening, don't fucking smoke. It's not hard. It's really not. We're not talking crack here.

Pretty much this. I have a pretty slow metabolism and a bit of body fat so it's pretty damn hard to get THC flushed out of my system. I've used the tonics that you drink before a test so it clears the urine and it's worked, but if it's coming down to something super serious I'd rather just not partake for a bit.

To get fully clean it'd usually take me about a week or two. Some of my friends have sworn by Cranberry juice and others have told me about fiber diets to help flush it and I've used both. I dunno about the Juice though, does anyone know of evidence to the contrary?

[Roranora]

synthetic ftw

not hard to stop smoking -- didn't want to disagree with Gad, cause someone can always stop if really needed -- i'd just prefer to keep at it than roll the dice to see if i'm a body that's cannabinoid-metabolite free in 5 days or 50 days

[Gadritan]

I dunno about the Juice though, does anyone know of evidence to the contrary?

Cranberry juice is just a myth. Same for niacin (another one of the more common ones).

[noblemountain]

OPP (other people's piss)

[Gadritan]

OPP (other people's piss)

^ That really is the only 100% sure shot

[Pikarya]

http://www.quickfixurine.com/images/quickfixQFUrine.png

Can easily keep it in your pocket at work. There are ways to jump start the formula without having a microwave easily. I've never heard of anyone failing with synthetic piss. It even smells, bubbles/foams like it.

^ That really is the only 100% sure shot

Till your buddy forgets to tell you he did three lines of coke the day before.

[Gadritan]

I've never heard of anyone failing with synthetic piss

Then you never bothered to look.

[noblemountain]

if you don't have a friend you can trust...then you need to evaluate more in your life than how much weed you smoke.

[Pikarya]

Then you never bothered to look.

Oh I've looked. Even asked around from people in labs. If synthetic piss can get past these guys with flying colors. Then anything else short of a hair follicle test is easy mode.

[Gadritan]

Oh I've looked

Seriously. You haven't. People fail synthetic tests. Saying it's impossible is just being willfully ignorant.

[djzombie]

perfecturine.com is a great site for all your drug testing needs.

[Orden]

if you don't have a friend you can trust...then you need to evaluate more in your life than how much weed you smoke.

This this this. If you can't trust any of your friends to be transparent, you need to reevaluate the company you keep. Real talk.

[Aurara]

Thank god I have like 10 people who are clean and willing to take a piss test for me lol.

[Plow]

they just use it as an excuse to weed out lazy slackers

also gad, thanks for ruining this gah

[noblemountain]

I've known people that have flunked synthetic urine tests. If it was human error or not I don't know, but I've never had a problem just using OPP. Not to mention that it's free!

[Roranora]

if you don't have a friend you can trust...then you need to evaluate more in your life than how much weed you smoke.

got plenty, just nowhere near me right. i got shipped to BFE.. same reason the herb arrives via FedEx.. and Uganda next. shit sounds like my problem is my job

i know the more thorough lab can test it, (it lacks toxins bodies/legit urine produce) but i doubt the people behind my mobilization will care if it ever became a problem. and if they did, well then my job isn't my problem anymore '-';

i'll be clean after each of my 40 days working in east Africa, at least until I get the locals growing some fine cannabis. then come back and have 4-5 weeks off -- surely won't be clean after that

[Gadritan]

also gad, thanks for ruining this gah

lol. I just don't want anyone failing because of misinformation. I've been there and it sucks donkey balls.

[Tellahh]

Cranberry juice is just a myth. Same for niacin (another one of the more common ones).

I figured as much.

http://www.quickfixurine.com/images/quickfixQFUrine.png

Used this exact product before lol. All I had to do was wrap it in a heating pad to get it warmer. I doubt the test I used it for was that intricate anyway, it was just for some part-time job.

[Arauge]

Seconding the OPP. Just passed a test after smoking this morning. Synthetics are ok for in-house testing, but if they're sending you to a lab it's pretty risky.

[Mr. Flippy]

Just got this bong a few weeks ago. it hits great, even better with a few cubes of ice in the bend of it. also some og kush/ northern lights hybrid i got off my local source.