Whats pops into your head

[QuePsiXI]

I hate you.

[Seanr]

it was more like ahhhh what the fuck... noooo *push*

[Meat]

ever had a bitch try to swallow while the dicks still in her mouth and realize it's too much for her and have it sorta vomited back onto your dick. So instead of just cum, you've for cum, saliva and bile all on yo shit

[QuePsiXI]

I hate you.

^

[Seanr]

what kind of pizza was it Que?

[QuePsiXI]

You mean Meat; my penis have never been thrown up on.
Worst I had happen is a girl blow me for 25 minutes then get surprised jump up and run to the bathroom to spit out.

So the moral of that story is even when they don't want to get peed on, some don't always move out of the way.

[Abandon]

why were you peeing, and not busting a nut?

[QuePsiXI]

lmao...
I wasn't peeing, I just like referencing quotes verbatim.

[Shojin]

have yall ever had a bitch choke and throw up?
It's the scariest sexual related experience I've had...I kinda pushed her to the side while jumping to the other side.

The girl I'm with right now, she bites down if I ever push it too far down her throat and make her gag. She gives up all 3 holes though so I can't complain too much.

[Meat]

i dont mind the teeth, i sorta enjoy a light grazing or 2.

Ever had a bitch pull off as you announce the incoming nut only to nut on your stomach. Then you spend the next 3mins in an intense stare down about who's gonna clean it off?

[Shojin]

i dont mind the teeth, i sorta enjoy a light grazing or 2.

Ever had a bitch pull off as you announce the incoming nut only to nut on your stomach. Then you spend the next 3mins in an intense stare down about who's gonna clean it off?

Nope. I always hold the back of the head when I'm close. One hand on the back of the head, learn it, love it.

[Shojin]

2 hands if she starts struggling to pull away.

[Meat]

if you're holding her down how is she supposed to do that spit dribble shit that i love oh so much

[Shojin]

only have to do it when you're about to nut.

[Krye]

Make them swallow - A "How To" guide from Cumobritney.com


1) ROUGH STUFF
First there’s the brute-force approach. (Listen carefully: I’m NOT recommending you orally or in any other way “rape” your girl, but sex is not always a cuddly affair and quite a few women actually enjoy a little dominance and rough play as long as they can trust you not to cross certain limits). What I’m trying to say is, that it is possible (not necessarily advisable) to make your girl swallow by simply stuffing your dick as far down her throat while you climax, while at the same time making sure she doesn’t gag or choke. You wouldn’t want this to end in a puke-fest, now would you? This may not be the approach your looking for, but for those who're considering this option here are some pointers to get you started. You might want to grab the back of her head to keep her in position while you shoot your load right down her throat. To counter her “withdrawal reflex” (for want of a better word) you’ll have to do some talking though. Say, or grunt or whatever it is you do, that she’s just giving you the orgasm of a lifetime and beg her not to stop. This buys you time to keep pumping the rest of your ejaculate into her stomach while she contemplates your compliment. Just make sure to distract her and do not give her a chance to let the cum dribble out of her mouth! It’s best if you disguise the "keeping her head still" bit as loving caresses. Use one hand to press down on the back of her head while stroking her face gently with the other. It should go without saying that the ideal position for the brute-force tactic is her kneeling in front of you (that’s the one time gravity will actually make a woman’s body more pleasurable) or as an alternative, you lying on top of her, in which case you’ll only have to make sure she doesn’t turn her head to either side to let the good stuff go to waste. I guess it all depends on how agile you are. Again, the key word here is distraction. Flatter her, “caress” her head, give her a reason to wait it out. For f***s sake tell her you “love her so much”, if you can work up the energy that is.

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At that point you certainly can’t be a 100% sure she’s actually swallowed all of it, but the longer you manage to stay in there the more saliva she’ll produce and since the fluids have nowhere to go but down she won’t have much of a choice. Seal off her mouth even when your dick starts getting soft, by pressing her face and mouth onto your stomach. A nice little trick is to ask her a question like “you have a free wish now, what do you want me to do for you?”. Of course she won’t be able to answer back with your pulsating schlong down her throat, but the thing is that we’re all conditioned to quickly swallow what’s in our mouth when someone asks us something while we’re in the middle of eating or drinking. Just as an aside I’m mentioning the most ruthless possibility to finish off this technique. You could pinch her nose shut when you withdraw your penis from her mouth and watch her gulp down your semen before she gasps for air. Just joking of course. (Actually not, it works). No seriously, just joking. (But it does work… Ah, stop it already!)

[Kiro]

Nice copypasta.

[Kiro]

Pro-tip: G-spot, find more than two or three erogenous zones on the female body, talk dirty without making them feel like a whore (unless you get yourself a freak, then go all out. Bitch will climb up walls if you do that shit right).

[Kiro]

Also fuck you Krye, did they fix WoW PvP yet? I'm tempted to jump back on my account and get back on my Mage.

[Krye]

Yeah sure, they fixed it. If you consider every team in the game being able to kill any class in one global cooldown fixed. I've been playing double healer for a while now, so we have more survivability than most comps, yet we still get fucked like bitches. Double melee kill me in a stun, double casters rape my paladin in a fear, our warrior being completely ineffective vs any team with a rogue or a mage or a death knight, I leave a pillar for a second and I'll get killed in a silencing shot.

[Kiro]

So it's pretty much hopeless at this point?