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    You are not suitable for Wingman status, sir.

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    Would you rather get a fat girl with a pretty face and nice tits, or a skinny bitch with a gnarled grill and an unkempt cooch?

    THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

    http://humordistrict.com/wp-content/...07/htolmec.jpg

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    the whole thing about fat girls giving better head 'cause they're hungry is just a way to say they try harder

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    The former is pretty much ideal to me but I'll fuck anyone under 400lbs.

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    Well come on, have you seen a female that wide in a bar? I haven't.

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    If you really want me to distract Precious for a few minutes while you work on her friend I'll just run to the nearest pizza place and throw a trail of slices out the door.

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    Lmfao, that's cold.

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    So this russian I work with has the bluest mother fucking eyes i've ever seen. and a nice ass. I noticed her eyes like last week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    They all do porn fool, I've seen her titties a million times and I really just mentioned a moment ago that she does porn, nigga are you really this fucking stupid?
    What's the names of the ones in the red and the white bikinis? I obv know who far right is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    What's the names of the ones in the red and the white bikinis? I obv know who far right is
    I don't know them, but I figured if they have terry, gianna and christy on there... the others must do porn too.
    I COULD SOMEHOW BE WRONG THOUGH.

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    Yeah, ain't questioning that, would just love to see some of their shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    Would you rather get a fat girl with a pretty face and nice tits, or a skinny bitch with a gnarled grill and an unkempt cooch?
    this is pretty much the most one-sided question ever

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    Just sayin'. Fat girls are just as good as skinny girls.~

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    There is such a thing as too fat, which is what the examples you gave fall into.

    In other news, from left to right:

    Terry Nova, Angela White, Christy Marks, Lorna Morgan, Gianna

    Name of that film from the picture is Big Boob Paradise.

    Google search on that with no info other than the two girls I recognized was tough.

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    And no, I dont mean any of the pictures posted as examples of too fat, I meant the Kirstie Alley/Precious examples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    There is such a thing as too fat, which is what the examples you gave fall into.

    In other news, from left to right:

    Terry Nova, Angela White, Christy Marks, Lorna Morgan, Gianna

    Name of that film from the picture is Big Boob Paradise.

    Google search on that with no info other than the two girls I recognized was tough.

    I have no clue where to find porn torrents honestly. But I would love for someone to find this one. Those titties look like they could do some damage.

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    Description says its all lesbian action, pass. I need to see them sway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    Angela White, Lorna Morgan
    Disappointing stuff online. Oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    Description says its all lesbian action, pass. I need to see them sway.
    Hahaha, I hear that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    Description says its all lesbian action, pass. I need to see them sway.
    mah nigga

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