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  1. 2010-08-05 18:31 #1
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    PRIVATES (definitely NSFW) O.o

    The game that will make you wear a hazmat suit and quarantine off your house when you touch yourself is now out... AND IT'S FREE

    Download link here:
    http://www.e4.com/game/privates.html

    Yeah it was originally slated for both PC and XBLA, but seeing how you must venture forth into "Mount Vagina" and journy to it's center to face foes like sperm, clamidia and the deadly HPV virus, don't count on it for XBLA

    http://www.e4.com/images/mb/E4/games...screen-510.jpg
  2. 2010-08-05 18:57 #2
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    Yeah, I remember seeing this make news a while back. Too bad Microsoft is being panzies about it. Oh well. Probably sucks anyway.
  3. 2010-08-05 19:33 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milks View Post
    Probably sucks
  4. 2010-08-05 19:45 #4
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    I'll give them credit for something unique to help spread the word about safe sex, but still not touching this. The thought of blasting away sperm and other STDs is a bit too much for me to stomach.
  5. 2010-08-05 20:00 #5
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    About to play it.

    http://i35.tinypic.com/oat0uo.jpg

    This should be interesting
  6. 2010-08-05 20:07 #6
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    thought it would be interesting, but no, its terrible. :\

    glitchy too.
  7. 2010-08-05 20:29 #7
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    Microsoft turned faggoty regardless... Remember conker on the 64 vs xbox?
  8. 2010-08-05 20:37 #8
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    It's alright but I still don't see why they chickened out too. I can see it may offend *some* people but that's it.
  9. 2010-08-05 20:48 #9
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    The game sucks so what does it matter
  10. 2010-08-05 23:22 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKoolAidMan View Post
    The game sucks so what does it matter
    why does this come as no surprise.
  11. 2010-08-05 23:25 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katlan View Post
    why does this come as no surprise.
    Because the game is god awful. I took a break from DQ to try it, its awful.
  12. 2010-08-06 01:26 #12
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    its more that the fact that the game doesn't really have anything graphically inappropriate. sperm and pubic hair are natural parts of life. its not like this is leisure suit larry or anything, and honestly, this should've just been branded as some shitty sex educational platformer.
  13. 2010-08-06 01:50 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milks View Post
    its more that the fact that the game doesn't really have anything graphically inappropriate. sperm and pubic hair are natural parts of life. its not like this is leisure suit larry or anything, and honestly, this should've just been branded as some shitty sex educational platformer.
    They should have released it as a work-in-progress 'tech demo' and hope Valve would have picked them up. ;/
  14. 2010-08-06 07:22 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milks View Post
    its more that the fact that the game doesn't really have anything graphically inappropriate. sperm and pubic hair are natural parts of life. its not like this is leisure suit larry or anything, and honestly, this should've just been branded as some shitty sex educational platformer.
    You think this game sucks?

    http://today.ucf.edu/avatars-to-help...say-no-to-sex/

    Nuff said...

    The things people do to get those teens to abstain from sex...

    No game will rival raging teen hormones...
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