Oregon Officials Shut Down Kid's Lemonade Stand

[OWS_Tonx]

I share the same thought as Miz, it's a dick move. And it's lemonade... not a fucking car or something you could make a chunk of change off of. Law is law, yeah ok, but this is still a dick move.

[quannum]

i can see both sides of the issue

[Kuya]

My ass looks great from both sides

[Valisk]

Unless I completely misread the article, the other vendors at the festival were actually on the girl's side. You know, not being a bunch of assholes.

Oh, that makes it ok because the vendors are cool with it. Right.

15,000 people at festival.

15,000 x $0.50 = $7,500
10,000 x $0.50 = $5,000
5,000 x $0.50 = $2,500
1,500 x $0.50 = $750
1,000 x $0.50 = $500
500 x $0.50 = $250

Take your pick. This isn't a neighborhood. It's a Festival.

Neighborhood Lemonade stand? Cute! Adorable! Illegal Festival Lemonade stand? Get the! Fuck out!

[Mizango]

Valisk is so righteous and noble. Fuck the vendors being cool with it, who cares about their opinions on the matter. I mean its not like they have fucking stands there or anything.

[kareface]

The AP video was great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKiOPzdyfmk

I can't wait for fox news to spin this into Obama hates children and lemonade.

[Not not Mattaru]

"You want to talk to this lady real fast?"

"Nooooo"

DAAWWWW

[Mizango]

The AP video was great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKiOPzdyfmk

I can't wait for fox news to spin this into Obama hates children and lemonade.

You already know lol

[Valisk]

Valisk is so righteous and noble. Fuck the vendors being cool with it, who cares about their opinions on the matter. I mean its not like they have fucking stands there or anything.

I'm sure all the vendors wanted to ban together and say it's cool for none of them to pay but it doesn't work like that. The mother tried to exploit her daughter's age and got caught red-handed. Ofcourse the media is going to jump all over it. Afterall, they left a 7 year old in tears. Those monsters. How dare them. Fuck yo lemonade nigga.

[Not not Mattaru]

I'm sure all the vendors wanted to ban together and say it's cool for none of them to pay but it doesn't work like that. The mother tried to exploit her daughter's age and got caught red-handed. Ofcourse the media is going to jump all over it. Afterall, they left a 7 year old in tears. Those monsters. How dare them. Fuck yo lemonade nigga.

How is the weather up there?

[Kyo]

The world of corporate lemonade is a fucking cutthroat business, little cootie infested snatch got what she deserved. There is no crying in lemonade vending.

[Valisk]

How is the weather up there?

You tell me. Shouldn't it hit you a few minutes/seconds after it does me?

[Meriandle]

How is the weather up there?

Oh boy! We're winning arguments by being dismissive today? Life just got easier!

[Not not Mattaru]

Oh boy! We're winning arguments by being dismissive today? Life just got easier!

This the internet my friend.

[Holly Short]

The world of corporate lemonade is a fucking cutthroat business, little cootie infested snatch got what she deserved. There is no crying in lemonade vending.

fuck you, snorted my water

[Meriandle]

This the internet my friend.

Yeah... really don't know what came over me there. Forgot where I was. :/

[Drex]

I don't really think safety was the issue, despite the inspector trying to spin it that way. It would take more than a $120 piece of paper if they were really concerned, lol.

[Kirb]

I can see both sides of the issue. I probably would of let it slide personally, but I don't disagree with the officials, considering it was a 1500+ person festival lot and not some quaint sidewalk lemonade stand.

[Meresgi]

The girl should just pay the $120 for a business license or whatever, if she is allowed to operate her socialist lemonade stand selling drinks without a license, she will put the neighboring fee-paying stands out of business. I guess my question is, why does she hate america that is the eptiome of capitalism?

It's a terrorist run lemonade stand obviously, all her profits are going back to Islamic Radicals to help fund their war against AMERICA! They should have thrown her in jail for a night!

[wagon]

I can see both sides of the issue. I probably would of let it slide personally, but I don't disagree with the officials, considering it was a 1500+ person festival lot and not some quaint sidewalk lemonade stand.

Well, that just makes you an enemy combatant sympathizing with a felon. The little girl's probably planning to sneak across the border to Mexico or Canada so that she can avoid paying taxes on the proceeds generated from the stand. Fuck her. America's deprived from the fruit of its citizens for way too long, after all, we need the tax revenue to pay the salary and benefits of cops who walk around and bust up illegal lemonade stands. It is a gross miscarriage of justice that she wasn't detained and fined for her felony.