Brill Weave Fights the Urge to Kill

[zoobernut]

That is good. See sometimes if your wife is reasonable and she does sound like a very reasonable person if you just take the time to sit down and have a serious talk you can clear everything up.

I know my wife and I have to do that every once in a while since we are both sarcastic people sometimes it is hard to tell if one or the other is joking unless we specifically say that we are not.


Now you just have to filter MAC addresses to stop them from leeching your internet.

[Lucki]

Change your SID to "Where's my money"

[Effluo]

Brill stories are the best stories!

Good to hear a bit of resolution. I don't know how you haven't killed that SOB yet, you sir must have amazing powers of patience and restraint. I'd have already soaked him in gasoline and burned his ass in the street.

[Bregor]

Brill, I've missed you so.

This man is truly a man among men. Mike is a giant of a man. And the kind of father all men aspire to be like, except the negros. Mike had cut his teeth in combat against the deadly Vietcong in a recon division. He followed this dangerous mission with an even more perilous profession. With the United States Post Office.

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My internet connection is slower than Mizango denying that he's white.

Delicious lulz.

[Purrrfect]

IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG INDEED! It is unfortunate the circumstances that have returned the Great Brill to us, but those can often make the best stories. It would involve a lot of work on your end, but if you could set up an actual gateway system that you could selectively set bandwidth limits on mac addresses, you could clamp his ass down to like modem speeds. Then the wife can't fuss about them not having access, but he won't be getting much porn either. Would say you could float the proposition that if your wife wants to share the internet with them, then she can pay for it, but we all know that will end up being no different than you paying for it. Crappy situation for sure. ><

[Norellicus]

Depending on the router you could probably QoS his ass down to zilch; he'd still likely get full access if he's using it while nobody else is but anytime you or anyone else is online he'd lag to hell and back due to traffic priority.