Eastern european languages

[BerenTebogo]

Spoken by men? Sounds like they're all coughing up a lung every syllable.

Spoken by women? Ultra super fucking boner-initiatingly hot.

Does this mean I'm turned on by the thought of chicks coughing up lungs? My penis is confused.

[Charismatic]

Why even call it a language if I can't understand it?

Spoiler: show

:)

[Qalbert]

Spoken by men? Sounds like they're all coughing up a lung every syllable.

Spoken by women? Ultra super fucking boner-initiatingly hot.

Does this mean I'm turned on by the thought of chicks coughing up lungs? My penis is confused.

You've got the direction of this backwards. It's so bonerifically cute from women that hearing it from men would confuse the penis and thus the mind interprets it so harshly to avoid catching gay.

[Blarg]

can you prove that

[Qalbert]

I did a blind test of a girl speaking european and one hacking her lungs out and only got a boner from the first, ergo the lung-hacking must be an antigay reflex

[BerenTebogo]

This has got to be the answer.

[Blarg]

I did a blind test of a girl speaking european and one hacking her lungs out and only got a boner from the first, ergo the lung-hacking must be an antigay reflex

can you prove you actually did this test and didn't just make this up

[Qalbert]

can you prove that you are capable of consuming a bag of dicks?

[Blarg]

I can prove it but I will not. Now answer the question you question diverting weasel you

[Qalbert]

I am as capable of providing proof of my claims as you are of yours.

[Blarg]

well you see, you asked me to prove something that can be shown at a future time, that I am capable of doing something. I asked you to prove something you claim to already have done. While I remain capable of fulfilling the proof you either have the proof or you don't, and it appears you do not have the proof.

[Qalbert]

false

[Blarg]

I feel as though you have just lied over the internet and this is very troubling for me

[Qalbert]

i would never

[Blarg]

now I can't even trust that 'i would never' is actually the truth. you have shaken my trust in you qalbert, and I don't think you can regain that trust for a very long time, possibly ever

[Qalbert]

I will make you regain your trust in me, but you will blow me first.

[Blarg]

Do I have to blow you first? Is the order that those things happen necessary for me to trust you again

[Qalbert]

yes

[Mertron]

eat a bag of dicks

[Charismatic]

fags