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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    lol you know what i like about facebook

    randomly running across chicks you fucked in college and finding out they are married to some shmuch. How the fuck do dudes marry some of these sluts. How taste my pepe?

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    How the fuck do you misspell schmuck.

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    Or peepee

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    Really... that question at the end is just a clusterfuck.

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    you only fuck virgins right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    you only fuck virgins right?
    you don't?

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    Only the finest Persian virgin dimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    you don't?
    no one who's ever had sex would say that

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    Most guys fall for the conversation and a lot of straight hoes are good for "clean slating" with the next dude.

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    I met a real nice looking chick who a diff fraternity has all had a turn with, and you wouldn't tell from her convo with me. I don't care because I'm not falling in love, I'm get my dick wetted. And probably a cook and a massuese.

    I'MA GET MY ABANDON ON!

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    fuckin stalker

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    not me, i like an authentic up front slut . Im fixin to wife my shit up, why you say?

    1) she licks my ass
    2) she goes to sleep sucking my freshly ejaculated dick like it's a pacifier
    3) she'll go to work with my cum on her tits
    4) she wakes me up with blowjobs
    5) she 'demands" i thumb her ass while i'm doing it doggie.
    6) she giggles like it's christmas morning when i nut on her face
    7) she cooks
    8 ) she scratches my back
    9)
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    9 and 10 she aint done yet, but it's gonna be nasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    5) she 'demands" i thumb her ass while i'm doing it doggie.
    Any girl who says she doesn't like this is a fucking liar.

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    Are you implying Kuya likes the ass hole thumb?

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    Black women usually have to be a little more freaky in an effort get black men to fuck them instead of white bitches. So yes.

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    I would suck on that thumb for about 10 more votes right now. Get to work gentlemen.

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    Sometimes I browse these reality porn sites with thousands of young girls getting quadruple gangbanged and I'm like wow, that's gonna be someone's wife/mom in a few years

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    i like meats answer, personally i train em that way, tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    9)
    10)


    9 and 10 she aint done yet, but it's gonna be nasty
    The best part of the seminar. I leave "Very Satisfied" with the knowledge and presentation skills you demonstrated, and would recommend your strategy and techniques to others.

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    also, tags
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