Dumb/Wack Song Lyrics

[Franzer]

best line of all time from color me badd's i wanna sex you up

"WE CAN DO IT TILLLLL WE BOTH WAKE UP!"

[Kais]

[Neoscrilla]

best line of all time from color me badd's i wanna sex you up

"WE CAN DO IT TILLLLL WE BOTH WAKE UP!"

This is the kind of shit I'm talking about, lol.

[miokomioko]

"Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet."
-Alanis Morisette

IT'S "HEAD OVER HEELS" GODDAMN IT

[Aksannyi]

Alan Jackson - Where I Come From

"I lost a universal joint and I had to use my finger."

Took me probably five years(ish) after that song came out to realize he meant he had to hitchhike. Dude. You use your thumb for that. I had actual visuals in my mind of him substituting his finger for a goddamn u-joint and it made absolutely no fucking sense to me at all.

There are probably more, that's the only one that comes to mind right now, though.

[Lucavi]

Have you ever heard a line or phrase in a song that was so stupid that it pissed you off? I'm talking about shit that makes no sense, is out of place, or is only there for the sole purpose of rhyming. Now yes, I understand what these artists "mean" 9 times out of 10, but still, the shit irritates me. If you have to dumb down shit to make it rhyme, its time to cut the shit out entirely and write something different.

This is a call to BG. Share some lyrics that you feel were out of place, didnt make sense, or were just outright stupid to you. Explain why you feel its dumb. I understand that many lyrics are metaphorical, but some things should not be allowed to let slide. Here, I'll start off with a couple:

Lil' Wayne - Steady Mobbin'

"If you act foul you get 2 shots, and 1"

Basketball metaphor. Problem is, if you get fouled, you only get 1 shot if you make the basket. Making the basket is called "and 1." There is no way you can get 2 shots "and 1." C'mon Wayne......

Keri Hilson feat. Kanye West and Ne-yo - Knock You Down

Kanye - "Tell me can you make it past your Caspers, so we can fly off into NASA."

Christ...You cannot fly off into NASA. NASA is an organization. I understand what he means by flying off into space or whatever, but this just sounds fucking stupid. Step your game up Kanye, you are better than that.

Any and all hip hop since 2004, really. Also with alternative, and most hair band music from the 80's. You can pick out of all of that.

[Byrthnoth]

"Do re mi" - The Sound of Music:

"...
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do...oh oh oh
..."

[Neoscrilla]

Any and all hip hop since 2004, really. Also with alternative, and most hair band music from the 80's. You can pick out of all of that.

Point taken, but I'm interested in specific examples. More of a place to vent this shit. Like Gadritan said, that song he referenced made him want to pull his hair out when he heard it. I'm looking for stuff like that. You can say "All hip hop" and stuff and this just makes it seem like it is okay. Why shouldn't we call them out on it? lol

[bigrougabagel]

Any songs with the words achey or breaky in the title.

Also, crunchy black. There is no way you could even imagine how poorly he spits this pathetic screed. Skip spoiler to save sanity.

Spoiler: show

Lyrics to Luv 2 Get High :
[Chorus 2x: Crunchy Blac]
Love to get high mane
Roll to get high mane
Love to get high mane
Roll to get high mane
Oh please oh please oh please
Just give me just one more hiznit
This hydro weed I got some
I might blow you a shotgun

(feat. La Chat)

[Verse 1]
I cheif-ah a swish-ah
My lungs is full of buddah
I choke up the dope up
And then I pass it to ya
I'm high-yah can't lie yall
Man this shits some fire
Covasier,that good hay,
and weed bong,got damn yall
I lit it lit it lit it
And then I hit it hit it
I'm smokin like a dope fiend
I need to quit it quit it quit it
Take a pull inhale
Still waitin to exhale
Eyes got bloody red cells
And I'm sippin on some Martel
Its a party goin on inside my fuckin in my fuckin body
And its too wild I can't hang and can't nobody stop it
I smoke that green dope
That high I'm on cloud 9 dro yah
I don't fuck with seeds
You keep your weed I got my own hoe
Shit, you wonder why La Chat don't speak when bitches pass me by
9 times outta 10 when I'm in the wind I'm either drunk or high
And to you smokers holla at me I'm gone smoke some witcha
But if you don't smoke wit me we can smoke
take a pull for me my nigga

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

[Verse 2]
I keep that chronic in mind
I try my best to stay high
I smoke an ounce of that pure
Man fuck some nickels and dimes
I get to thinkin bout shit
My nigga fuckin this bitch
My thoughts get outta control
I'm finna cut off his dick
Blow me a gun to my nose
My throat is hung up wit smoke
I don't fuck wit you on that dope
If its not makin me choke
I roll up in them sweets
Who got that shit in the streets
I smoke until I'm asleep
Its just the thuggin in me
I hope you already know
You gotta give me some dro
The way you smoke wit yo niggas
thats how we smokin lil bro
My nig will get a hoe high
But he wont get high wit me
But I ain't fucked up bout that
Its niggas givin me weed
Id go to all neighborhoods
And smoke you out if I could
A smokin session on me
Id charge it all to the good
Mane I'm gone ride and get high
Until the day that I die
I know my lungs ain't bout shit
Cuz dog I keep me some fire

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Take a pull inhale
Still waitin to exhale
Eyes got bloody red cells
And I'm sippin on some Martel

This was the most blatantly obvious of the dumbfuckery, the rest really is just piss poor and it irks the hell out of me to know he got paid to perform this bullshit.

[Pocketrockets]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich

[Kylewhataru]

Canibus:

"You talkin to a nigga that can split molecules to subatomic particles, strong enough to stop a bull"

Ok, so is he like in a chemistry lab trying to split atoms? Why is that impressive and how is it relevant to having enough strength to overpower a bull?

[quannum]

"Baby, you the whole package, plus you pay your taxes."
-B.O.B

"I ain't trying to be Bill Gates, I'm trying to be the nigga Bill Gates hates."
-Krizz Kaliko

"I'm shittin' on niggas and peein' on the seat."
-Cream SodaBig Boi

[Xno Kappa]

Lil'Wayne's whole verse in "No Love" on Eminem's Recovery album. Shit's garbage.

[Xno Kappa]

Kanye West also gets an honorable mention for this retarded line in Roses.

"Plus my Aunt Shirley, Aunt Beverly, Aunt Claire and Aunt Jean
So many Aunties, we could have an Auntie team."

[Belkin]

A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold. It's really long but the entire thing is just ridiculous and disturbing. Half about murdering your girlfriend, half about necrophilia with said girlfriend, half about the girlfriend coming back from the dead and killing the guy, half about the now dead guy and girl getting married and then killing other people while having dead sex.

Yes, 4 halves equals a whole, shut your mouth jabroney.


Before the story begins, is it such a sin,
For me to take what's mine, until the end of time?
We were more than friends, before the story ends,
And I will take what's mine,
Create what God would never design.

Our love had been so strong for far too long.
I was weak with fear that something would go wrong.
Before the possibilities came true,
I took all possibility from you.

Almost laughed myself to tears,
Conjuring her deepest fears.
(Come here you fuckin' bitch!)

Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy.
Eat it, eat it, eat it!

She was never this good in bed
Even when she was sleepin'.
Now she's just so perfect I've
Never been quite so fucking deep in.

It goes on and on and on.
I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever,
With a fountain to spray on your youth whenever.

Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold; that's why I got a heater for your thighs,
And I know, I know it's not your time,
But bye, bye.
And a word to the wise: when the fire dies
You think it's over but it's just begun.
Baby don't cry.

You had my heart, at least for the most part
Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.
We fell apart.
Let's make a new start
Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah, yeah.
But baby don't cry.

New possibilities I'd never considered,
Are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard.
Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave,
To repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved.

Smiling right from ear to ear.
Almost laughed herself to tears.

Must have stabbed him fifty fucking times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped his heart out right before his eyes,
Eyes over easy.
Eat it, eat it, eat it!
(Eat the shit out of it!)

Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways.
I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave.

I gotta make up for what I've done
Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
While you burned in hell, no peace forever.

Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold; that's why I got a heater for your thighs,
And I know, I know it's not your time,
But bye, bye.
And a word to the wise: when the fire dies
You think it's over but it's just begun.
But baby don't cry.

You had my heart, at least for the most part
Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.
We fell apart.
Lets make a new start
Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah, yeah.
My baby don't cry.

I will suffer for so long
(What will you do, not long enough)
To make it up to you
(I pray to God that you do)
I'll do whatever you want me to do
(Well then Ill grant you one chance)
And if it's not enough
(If its not enough, If its not enough)
If it's not enough
(Not enough)
Try again
(Try again)
And again
(And again)
Over and over again

Were coming back, coming back.
Well live forever, live forever.
Lets have a wedding, have a wedding.
Lets start the killing, start the killing.

Do you take this man in death for the rest of your natural life?
Yes I do.
Do you take this woman in death for the rest of your natural life?
I do.
I now pronounce you.

Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye
And a word to the wise when the fire dies
you think it's over but it's just begun
but baby don't cry

You had my heart, at least for the most part
Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.
We fell apart.
Lets make a new start, oh.
Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah, yeah.
My baby don't cry.

[Chun Liroy]

This thread makes me rage. Almost everyone is retarded

[Chun Liroy]

Lil'Wayne's whole verse in "No Love" on Eminem's Recovery album. Shit's garbage.

I bet you suck his cock over songs like steady mobbin

[OWS_Tonx]

I do.
To contribute: any Justin Bieber song.

[quannum]

I do.
To contribute: any Justin Bieber song.

nah, just slow them down by 800%, sounds way better.

contributing:

"How it feel to wake up and be the shit and the urine?"
-Kanye West

I live by two words, "Fuck you, pay me".
- Kanye West

"We could finally fly off into NASA."
- Kanye West

"I'm friends with the guy that designs the way money looks in the future."
- Busta Rhymes

"Me, I'm in my spaceship... that's right, I work for NASA."
- Young Jeezy

"Car smell like blue cheese."
-Rick Ross

"I fucks pianos."
- Rick Ross

"I got plasmas in the shower."
- Rick Ross

[quannum]

chamillionaire gets his own post:

"Ben Franklin passed away and I was present at the funeral."

"BRRRRRAT BRRRRAT.... Twitter 'dat."

"If that's a throwback, then I guess I am throwed forward."

"So fly that my nickname should be 'Up Here'."

"My wallet be lookin' pregnant. Ben Franklin gonna have a daughter."

"Keep it so real the word 'fake' tries to hate, and jumps out of the dictionary like, 'you gonna get beat up'."

"Hotter than a black pepper."