Dumb/Wack Song Lyrics

[Syntex]

About 80% of what eminem says has some sort of what the fuck? lyric in it.

[Neoscrilla]

About 80% of what eminem says has some sort of what the fuck? lyric in it.

You know em is doing the shit on purpose though, lol

[Bluefrostie]

Didn't see this posted:
The 10 Worst Lyrics from the 10 Richest Rappers

[Omnipotent]

Didn't see this posted:
The 10 Worst Lyrics from the 10 Richest Rappers

Should go in random fail thread

[OWS_Tonx]

Some of those were badass lol.

[Syntex]

You know em is doing the shit on purpose though, lol

Still applies.

Example...

Eminem - Not Afraid

Spoiler: show

"Not Afraid"

[Chorus:]
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To take a stand (to take a stand)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road (same road)

[Intro (during Chorus):]
Yeah, it's been a ride
I guess I had to, go to that place, to get to this one
Now some of you, might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there

You could try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'ma let you stop me from causin mayhem
When I say 'em or do somethin I do it, I don't give a damn
what you think, I'm doin this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stoppin me
I'ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearin down your balcony
No if ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he
From "Infinite" down to the last "Relapse" album
he's still shittin, whether he's on salary paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge
to pull his dick from the dirt, and fuck the whole universe

[Chorus]

Okay quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth, for that
Fuck your feelings, instead of gettin crowned you're gettin capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last "Relapse" CD was ehhh
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't goin back to that now
All I'm tryin to say is get back, click-clack, blaow
Cause I ain't playin around
It's a game called circle and I don't know how, I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still tryin to figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this fuckin black cloud
still follows, me around but it's time to exorcise these demons
These muh'fuckers are doin jumpin jacks now!

[Chorus]

And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, I'ma face my demons
I'm manning up, I'ma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now! (now)

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally
for you, so I could come back a brand new me you helped see me through
And don't even realize what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
my world, haters can make like bees with no stingers
and drop dead, no more beef flingers
No more drama from now on, I promise
to focus solely on handlin my responsibilities as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my daughters
and raise it, you couldn't lift a single shingle on it!
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
or the corner pub, and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar
I'd shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazin at stars
I feel amazing and I'm

[Chorus]

Thats just to name a few...

[Tricen]

Okay quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap


Best line everq

[OWS_Tonx]

Em's first 2 albums are twisted, but what Neo said, his shit's intentional. Dude's a fucking beast.

[notorious bum]

yeah, em is a lyrical beast/freestyle champ. how is this dude the representative of white rappers? lol

fuckin whiney highschool locker room raps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8hE8CV5rWg

edit: classic example of a hot track with corny lyrics:
M.J.G. "Dope Track" - "You the baseball man, I'mma baseball bat."
M.J.G. "All i do" - "I went by you so fast, you can call me history." hahaha

[Gadritan]

How, oh how, did I forget about this one?

System of a Down - Pizza Pie

Spoiler: show

This ballgame's in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out,
And the butter's getting hard.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms

[Raiven]

Everytime I hear Life by Des'ree I want to pull my own face off. It's like an 8 year old trying to rhyme for the sake of it. "I'm afraid of a ghost, it's the sight I fear most, i'd rather have a piece of toast." WAT.

[Skidz]

How, oh how, did I forget about this one?

System of a Down - Pizza Pie

Spoiler: show

This ballgame's in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out,
And the butter's getting hard.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms

oh lawd, is that a real song?

[Gadritan]

oh lawd, is that a real song?

Edit: I guess it's actually called Chic N' Stu or something too. Dunno, don't really care either, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JiJRdZshwo

[Max™]

the entire song "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette.

This ^

The song being called ironic is the only thing ironic about it.


Beck is pretty silly, as is Radiohead, but they're usually "normal" for their standards.


Now, Trent Reznor singing "AWITHA TEETHA" was a huge wtf moment.

[wipers]

If your wife is pregnant I call her a whore.
Leave her no money and go out on tour.
Nah, I'm playin leave her sumptin. (Hahaha)
I pack a hotdog and a fuckin dirty muffin. (Damn)


D12 Just Like U. I actually really like this song.

[Plow]

Cell = the core of your being. The membrane is a part of that. Let's not get into retarded semantics.

I always took "Insane in the membrane, insane in the brain" to mean insane inside and out.

I.E. people might look and think he's crazy, but... yeap, he really is.

[Plow]

About 80% of what eminem says has some sort of what the fuck? lyric in it.

Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind; your eyes close them
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Is it just because

Eminem is just sick, especially the first 2 albums.


Also, needz moar good lyrics thread imo.

[Rhyis.]

I always took "Insane in the membrane, insane in the brain" to mean insane inside and out.

I.E. people might look and think he's crazy, but... yeap, he really is.

Could be. I dunno, I'm not Cypress Hill.

Either way, the lyric isn't stupid imo. It has meaning. Lyrics are only stupid if they have no meaning.

[Moss]

Also, needz moar good lyrics thread imo.

"When the doors open up, they open UP."

from "This is the way we live" Baby boy da prince

best line evar

[bigrougabagel]

If your wife is pregnant I call her a whore.
Leave her no money and go out on tour.
Nah, I'm playin leave her sumptin. (Hahaha)
I pack a hotdog and a fuckin dirty muffin. (Damn)


D12 Just Like U. I actually really like this song.

Anything that fat guy bizarre (what the fuck ever his name is) is pretty fucking awful. Amateurish rhyme schemes with retarded unbelievable bullshit he attempts to pass off as him being just weird. Shock factor hip hop? Not in my candy store.