I just got back from amsterdam, and

[Abandon]

that place rocks. discuss.

[AoE]

Nigga you discuss.

[Lucienne]

Amsterdam rocks. I like Berlin more though.

[Abandon]

berlin? bitch, you crazy. lemme see dem titties

[SephYuyX]

This is your shortest story ever. I am dissapoint. Needs more details.

[Colenzo]

did you get laid?

[Conrad]

did you get laid?

lol

[AoE]

Lael I can't wait to see you this weekend.

[AoE]

Homo

[Colenzo]

lovely

[AoE]

Colenzo you should come. Both of us bitching at everything would make for a wonderful time.

[Colenzo]

I always figured that I was part jewish just because of all the complaining I do. So we should go hit up a mosque and get in touch with our roots.

[Abandon]

did i get laid? yes. first day in port too, which breaks my record by ~27 hours

[Abandon]

granted, it was cruising up and down the red light district thatt did it, buut shit, still counts if a ho pulls you into the room and doesnt charge you, right?

[Abandon]

yes, im still drunk, eat a dick

[QuePsiXI]

Nigga you discuss.

this. All I know about amsterdam is that dam good beer commercial. Fuck are we non-Abandons supposed to discuss about your story?

[AoE]

The shit that kills me is that this would've been the year I got out of the Navy if I didn't back out a month before. Me and Abandon could've co-starred in an Antwone Fisher sequel.

[Abandon]

haha. passing out drunk, will explain tomorrowz.

[QuePsiXI]

Damn nigga, you could've fucked the shit out of a chick, not came, and been like
"I'M STILL HERE, I'M STILL STANDING"
Then put it in the next girl. Opportunity lost.

[QuePsiXI]

You could've told Dave Chappelle jokes and you could've said Abandon was Antoine Fisher and nobody overseas would know better.
Motherfuckers have told me I look like Tiger Woods and Ludacris. Somebody's wrong. Here's a hint: they both are.