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    So my girlfriend and I have been going at it like rabbits that just got out of jail for the past few months. Things are great, but I think we hit that experimental stage of trying various different acts. (spanking, cuffs, role playing etc...) Recently, she's been taking an invested interest in anal. I've done it a couple of times but only with older and more experienced women that did the prep work themselves. My girlfriend is much younger and worlds tighter. I can get as much as the head in, but that's about it before she starts to freak out. Surprisingly she hasn't lost interest yet and wants to make another attempt 2 out of 3 times. So far we've been using liquid silk or grape seed oil which she read about. Anyone got any good tips on breaking in such a delicate flower?

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    minus the fat lady part. Thats how it's done son.

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    for serious?

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    I use KY and warming liquid. protip: have a safe word and she should probably use the toilet and shower to clean up her cavity before doing anal. Take it easy and it should be pretty fun, enjoyable.

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    have her practice w/this?

    http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6074/bananae.jpg

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    but in all seriousness, just dont go from anal to vagina in one sitting w/o washing urself off fully.. can cause infection

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol-Blackguy View Post
    So my girlfriend and I have been going at it like rabbits that just got out of jail for the past few months. Things are great, but I think we hit that experimental stage of trying various different acts. (spanking, cuffs, role playing etc...) Recently, she's been taking an invested interest in anal. I've done it a couple of times but only with older and more experienced women that did the prep work themselves. My girlfriend is much younger and worlds tighter. I can get as much as the head in, but that's about it before she starts to freak out. Surprisingly she hasn't lost interest yet and wants to make another attempt 2 out of 3 times. So far we've been using liquid silk or grape seed oil which she read about. Anyone got any good tips on breaking in such a delicate flower?
    It's like ripping off a band-aid. Gotta get it it over with and in as quick as possible. Tell her to bite a pillow or something.

    Also realize you're going to be basically ripping her ass open (I love this thread already) and she'll be bleeding on your dick. Don't have anything on your dick you wouldn't want to have dripped into a gaping tear on the inside of your lower intestines.

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    Lube, lots of it

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    lube lube and more lube. for not serious, use her tears. also a clothes pin* for your nose(poop,blood, lube and latex smell like poop)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    lube lube and more lube. for not serious, use her tears. also a close pin for your nose(poop,blood, lube and latex smell like poop)
    If it smells like shit when she's the one interested in anal he's fucking the wrong chick.

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    thread of the year, all years.

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    My butt hurts when I read this thread -_-

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    Then you REALLY shouldn't check any spoiler toggles over in the random image thread.

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    Why not just ask the gays this is their area of expertise...
    Fleet Enema before hand, an easy way to loosen her up: fingering or a dildo.

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    What's next, dp? <_<

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    This thread is going to be very pleasurable to read when I get home >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    lube lube and more lube. for not serious, use her tears. also a clothes pin* for your nose(poop,blood, lube and latex smell like poop)
    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    If it smells like shit when she's the one interested in anal he's fucking the wrong chick.

    If you're doing it right and prepared and ready there will be no poop smells or blood. If there is blood means you're tearing her/him in half. Slow strokes until you feel the sphincter become a adjusted to and fit your penis like a glove.

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    I'd recommend reading the chapter in Tucker Max's book on the subject.

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    Yeah I was gonna say; there's tons of gays here - just wait till they chime in.

    Lube, lube, lube, lube, lube. You might want to loosen her up via a hot bath or a shower beforehand. You also get to take part in the cleaning that way, and ensure that you won't find anything on your junk that you wouldn't appreciate.

    Take your time, unless she just wants you to plunge it in, but yeah, expect a little blood if there's not enough lube or you're hung like the hulk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    If you're doing it right and prepared and ready there will be no poop smells or blood. If there is blood means you're tearing her/him in half. Slow strokes until you feel the sphincter become a adjusted to and fit your penis like a glove.
    Trying hard to understand the negative connotation of this statement.

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    Painkillers help. My most recent ex would only do anal after taking a vikodin or OC.

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