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    Oh man. Amusement.

    Might as well have just went and asked in the eyecandy thread.

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    Is your sig about some virgin fucking his brother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    If you're doing it right and prepared and ready there will be no poop smells or blood. If there is blood means you're tearing her/him in half. Slow strokes until you feel the sphincter become a adjusted to and fit your penis like a glove.
    I've never really planned it out, it's always been a "wow we're drunk wanna put it in our butt" kinda situation.

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    Lube is a must. Get her relaxed/start off with something small (finger/toy/your penis), cause if you just dive on in she'll wanna clench...

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    yea I'm not so sure you want to take a virginal girl and go from 0 to Dick in 3.2 seconds. Start with a finger, then work your way up.

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    This thread is full of people to whom the phrase "your resistance only makes my penis harder" does not apply.

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    Last time I broke in a girl with anal, it started with fingers (rub her clit while you do this, one and two fingers to start) and plenty of lube. I bought a small buttplug and then a medium-sized one that we worked our way up to - I'd fuck her vaginally with one of those in to get her used to it.

    Eventually she was loosened up enough to take my cock with lots of lube. You probably won't get her to the point where you can fuck her in the ass as hard as you can her pussy, but enough to make it fun at least. Reaching around to finger the clit in doggystyle makes it fun for everyone.

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    it makes me somewhat uncomfortable to hear archie talk about sex but I'm not sure why

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    I will never understand why anyone would want to shove their cock into a place shit comes out. You might as well grab a turd from the toilet and rub it all over your dick. Fun? Whatever floats your boat I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads View Post
    I will never understand why anyone would want to shove their cock into a place shit comes out.
    or in a place that's made for food

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads View Post
    I will never understand why anyone would want to shove their cock into a place shit comes out. You might as well grab a turd from the toilet and rub it all over your dick. Fun? Whatever floats your boat I guess.
    same mentality but i'll try it once before i die. tried before and hit the same conclusion, tip in = scream

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    see above post with enima

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads View Post
    I will never understand why anyone would want to shove their cock into a place shit comes out. You might as well grab a turd from the toilet and rub it all over your dick. Fun? Whatever floats your boat I guess.
    Only pure Arrowhead spring water comes out of a penis?

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    arrowhead water is fucking disgust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    it makes me somewhat uncomfortable to hear archie talk about sex but I'm not sure why
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by OWS_Tonx View Post
    arrowhead water is fucking disgust.
    AWWWWW YEAH GIRL

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    Its just gonna be uncomfortable the first time no matter what, lube her up, shove it in and try it out. Hell, getting it in tight holes is the major problem, not if it hurts her lol. She'll prolly wanna give up after a while, which is fine, then just *do not* try it again the next day lol. Few days later see if she wants to go again and she'll get more used to the feeling.

    Apart from lube, use a finger first and to either use a condom or clean herself out, theres not much else anyone can offer up. good luck XD

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    Well what do we have here

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Is your sig about some virgin fucking his brother?
    It's from some post on BG. Entirely possible I took it out of context... I don't remember.

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