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  1. 2010-08-18 20:23 #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads View Post
    I will never understand why anyone would want to shove their cock into a place shit comes out. You might as well grab a turd from the toilet and rub it all over your dick. Fun? Whatever floats your boat I guess.
    http://imgur.com/li2wC.jpg
  2. 2010-08-18 20:25 #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    or in a place that's made for food
    The vaj bleeds for 7 out of every 28 days roughly and pops out babies. I don't see the allure to that either. Then again I am a dirty homo.
  3. 2010-08-18 20:26 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads View Post
    I will never understand why anyone would want to shove their cock into a place shit comes out. You might as well grab a turd from the toilet and rub it all over your dick. Fun? Whatever floats your boat I guess.
    I like to rub a fetus all over my dick before I fuck a vagina.
  4. 2010-08-18 20:30 #44
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    You might want to start a bit slower. Play with her area first... try fingers, a butt plug, a dildo, or anal beads. Yes, use lots of lube.

    I've attempted this many times and when it finally "clicked" and worked for me was after getting more comfortable with the feel of it inside and let HER lead. Don't just shove it in. Let her be the one to guide and communicate. If she says go further, let her slide on it. If she says stop, then stop, but don't immediately pull out because doing it too fast could hurt her even more.

    Also, try different positions. Her on top, spooning, doggy, whatever. If she's really wanting the anal and you want it, too...just be patient and experiment enough so she's more comfortable with it.

    But it feels good. =x
  5. 2010-08-18 20:34 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    it makes me somewhat uncomfortable to hear archie talk about sex but I'm not sure why
    I have a man-crush on Archie. No homo.
  6. 2010-08-18 20:37 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by wagon View Post
    http://imgur.com/li2wC.jpg
    Pic made me lol.
  7. 2010-08-18 20:41 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kumbai View Post
    The vaj bleeds for 7 out of every 28 days roughly and pops out babies. I don't see the allure to that either. Then again I am a dirty homo.
    7 days per 28? Good lord. I feel bad for any girl like that. Any girl I've talked to about it says it lasts like 4 days, although the time period between each one varies between 4 weeks and 6 weeks.
  8. 2010-08-18 20:43 #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metah View Post
    7 days per 28? Good lord. I feel bad for any girl like that. Any girl I've talked to about it says it lasts like 4 days, although the time period between each one varies between 4 weeks and 6 weeks.
    You really want to know? It's more like 3-5 days of actual bleeding, and an additional 1-2 days before it's completely over and done with. Or those 1-2 days are just excuses not to have sex =]
  9. 2010-08-18 20:45 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads View Post
    I will never understand why anyone would want to shove their cock into a place shit comes out. You might as well grab a turd from the toilet and rub it all over your dick. Fun? Whatever floats your boat I guess.
    +1, Anal is nasty.
  10. 2010-08-18 20:46 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    Only pure Arrowhead spring water comes out of a penis?
    Fucking laughed way more hard than I should have co-workers are asking me what the hell I am reading.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weiing View Post
    You really want to know? It's more like 3-5 days of actual bleeding, and an additional 1-2 days before it's completely over and done with. Or those 1-2 days are just excuses not to have sex =]

    Or those 1-2 days are excuses to do anal...
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    Your all trying too hard. Just get her a little drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    AWWWWW YEAH GIRL
    Now all we need is some peepee
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    my girl hated it cause my dick is so huge
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    ripped that bitch open
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Last time I broke in a girl with anal, it started with fingers (rub her clit while you do this, one and two fingers to start) and plenty of lube. I bought a small buttplug and then a medium-sized one that we worked our way up to - I'd fuck her vaginally with one of those in to get her used to it.

    Eventually she was loosened up enough to take my cock with lots of lube. You probably won't get her to the point where you can fuck her in the ass as hard as you can her pussy, but enough to make it fun at least. Reaching around to finger the clit in doggystyle makes it fun for everyone.
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  17. 2010-08-18 22:52 #57
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    It's like ripping off a band-aid. Gotta get it it over with and in as quick as possible.
    Would not recommend this, ever.


    Lube, fingers. Take it slow over a long period of time til she's ready.
  18. 2010-08-18 23:16 #58
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    Man, why is it that everyone on the internet has a big dick
  19. 2010-08-18 23:21 #59
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    anal is for faggots
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