Dark piss out of no where.

[Guitarman]

ill post my problem in this thread because its alittle similar.

about once a month when i pee, my piss feels like acid running through my dick. it is horribly painful. after im done pissing the burning sensation remains for the next 4-5 hours and i have to try to sleep it off.

ive heard it could be a whole lot of things. i know its not an STD. what does bg think it is?

19/male

1 of two things, both i've gone through:

1. excess of vitamin C. Have you drank alot of OJ or had alot of fruits lately? It burns like fucking fire.

2. if it feels like you're going to piss your pants after going for hours afterward, it might be tears in your urethra. Nothing they can do about it, just let it heal naturally. Happens to me every now and again, and it sucks.

[Tymon]

1 of two things, both i've gone through:

1. excess of vitamin C. Have you drank alot of OJ or had alot of fruits lately? It burns like fucking fire.

2. if it feels like you're going to piss your pants after going for hours afterward, it might be tears in your urethra. Nothing they can do about it, just let it heal naturally. Happens to me every now and again, and it sucks.

have had experience with both of these personally

drinking oj / fruit salad sometimes results in this but not even remotely on the same scale

piss will burn, then my urinary tract will burn for about 15-20 minutes, or I can make it go away by taking a hot shower (I have no idea why this works but it does)

doctor told me that it's the acids in the citrus

I've also torn my urethra and that just makes your dick burn every time you piss, doesn't usually linger. made me not want to piss for the 2 weeks that it took to heal, but it did heal on its own

[Omnipotent]

Does no one have insurance anymore?

[Shazaam]

My money is on a kidney stone.

Nah, if it was a kidney stone his first complaint would be about the excruciating pain, then the color of his urine. A UTI doesn't necessarily cause pain in males like it does in females. A stone hurts like hell no matter who you are. When I ask you what level your pain is at on a scale of 1-10, a 10 is a first time pregnancy, a kidney stone, or massive 2cnd degree burns that didn't kill off the nerve endings.

[MarkM.]

Someone probably slipped him some Azo Standard when he wasn't looking as a joke. One of the pharmacist I used to work with did that to his son one time to pay him back for playing a joke on him. Epic lawls ensued.

[Guitarman]

have had experience with both of these personally

drinking oj / fruit salad sometimes results in this but not even remotely on the same scale

piss will burn, then my urinary tract will burn for about 15-20 minutes, or I can make it go away by taking a hot shower (I have no idea why this works but it does)

doctor told me that it's the acids in the citrus

I've also torn my urethra and that just makes your dick burn every time you piss, doesn't usually linger. made me not want to piss for the 2 weeks that it took to heal, but it did heal on its own

1 might depend on severity. I was 12 or so and I drank a full gallon of Sunny D, so i was pissing fire. And what's odd about the torn urethra, It would burn like you said, but mine lingered for quite a while. I had a feeling like i couldnt control my flow and was going to piss myself. Not pleasant to say the least. Maybe both are dependent on severity, dunno.

[Serif]

Get a cystoscopy! Those are funnnnn!

I have had problems with pain pissing for 3-4 years now and usually drink 1-2 gallons of water a day. No tears in the urethra or bladder, they thought it was a UTI. Then they thought I had an infection where my sperm was being made and then something else. The best part was when they gave me a pill that was an analgesic and made me piss blue. Would scare the shit out of people in Knoxville at the horse trough pissers.

[Kandykanez]

The amount of misinformation by these Wikipedianaut M.D.'s is astounding. It could be a number of things, and it really is cause to go to the doctor. That's probably the only advice you should take from this derp thread.

[Gadritan]

Nah, if it was a kidney stone...

Guess what I know about kidney stones. Absolutely nuthin'. Welcome to BG medical.

[Tythera]

Nah, if it was a kidney stone his first complaint would be about the excruciating pain, then the color of his urine. A UTI doesn't necessarily cause pain in males like it does in females. A stone hurts like hell no matter who you are. When I ask you what level your pain is at on a scale of 1-10, a 10 is a first time pregnancy, a kidney stone, or massive 2cnd degree burns that didn't kill off the nerve endings.

This isn't entirely true. I only ever had occasional dull pains that I thought were back related (I was working physical labor at the time). During that time period I had two or three cola colored pisses. Shortly after that I had appendicitis and they found two 10mm stones with the CT scan. It very well could be kidney stones if they're lodged in the kidney and just shifting around inside it.

[Gadritan]

It would be hilarious if it was a kidney stone considering I was just taking a shot in the dark. A dark colored shot. Out of nowhere.

[Falaras]

ill post my problem in this thread because its alittle similar.

about once a month when i pee, my piss feels like acid running through my dick. it is horribly painful. after im done pissing the burning sensation remains for the next 4-5 hours and i have to try to sleep it off.

ive heard it could be a whole lot of things. i know its not an STD. what does bg think it is?

19/male

You have evolved to the next level of the Human Male, whos dick spits acid kind of like those aliens in that movie about aliens named aliens.

[BadKarma]

ill post my problem in this thread because its alittle similar.

about once a month when i pee, my piss feels like acid running through my dick. it is horribly painful. after im done pissing the burning sensation remains for the next 4-5 hours and i have to try to sleep it off.

ive heard it could be a whole lot of things. i know its not an STD. what does bg think it is?

19/male

Do you ejaculate frequently? Being 19 and male I would assume yes, so I would say it isnt anything serious. I've had that happen to, your dick isnt falling off anytime soon.

[Skyylya]

i would hope it came from your penis and not out of nowhere

[dunpeal]

go see a doctor. anything that causes this is not something you want to mess with. when this happens to me i know exactly what it is, kidney stones. last time i got them that was my early warning sign before significant pain set in (3 days later pain started). could be a urinary tract infection that is on the more severe side of things but in either case you need to see a real doctor.

[Zellgadiss]

going to echo the kidney stones thing. I remember my piss being very dark around that time, then one day it happened. you'll know when you're in so much pain that you can't move. At first I thought it was severe lower back pain, since I just finished moving the day before, turns out I was very wrong.

If it happens again I would ask to see a urologist.

[Xajii]

Ok, you retards, stop saying "go see a doctor" and misdiagnosing him now, HE WENT TO A DOCTOR.

It's not kidney stones for fuck's sake, read what he said.

[Melchiah]

Threat title needs to be used to write a wicked awesome B movie.