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    Change this later.
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    I don't wanna go to work today.

    I may have scrapped a part worth several thousand dollars and I think there's a good chance I'll be fired because I've been there less than two months.

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    Maybe you shouldn't be such a monumental fuck up then. You don't have to go to work but get the fuck outta here.

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    Thank you for listening.

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Anytime.

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    I've broken locks on machines and have been told "Shit happens" so there's a chance you won't be fired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    You don't have to go to work but get the fuck outta here.
    /concur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith View Post
    I've broken locks on machines and have been told "Shit happens" so there's a chance you won't be fired.
    Because breaking a lock is the same as scrapping (i.e. turning into useless metal bits) several thousand dollars of equipment

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    Blame a coworker.

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    I didn't even get yelled at, so I'm probably in the clear.

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    Or they already decided to fire you anyway and felt it would have been a waste of energy.

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    Well the good thing is this thread was completely worth making.

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    maybe in Sweden it works that way, but in America us non-faggots like to let everyone know how big our penis is by yelling at them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    maybe in Sweden it works that way, but in America us non-faggots like to let everyone know how big our penis is by yelling at them.
    darn right. I start off the day off by yelling at like five people before I even clock in just for fun, you can always find something a person did wrong. Do not even get me started if you really fuck something up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    maybe in Sweden it works that way, but in America us non-faggots like to let everyone know how big our penis is by yelling at them.
    Are you trying to insinuate swedish guys have small dicks?

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    Why are you still here?

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    the swedish retard or the other retard?

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    cause its a valid question to both

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Why are you still here?
    Actually, because I was lucky enough to go to the ER this April, if you have to know.

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    So the only reason you post on spam is because you aren't dead?

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    Really?

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