I don't wanna go to work today.

[Rocl]

I'm not a big enough pussy to die

[Rocl]

And definitely not a big enough bitch to go "WELL THE ONLY REASON I'M POSTING IS CUZ I WENT TO THE ER"

[Rocl]

what the fuck kind of excuse is that

[Rocl]

oh, i was wounded masturbating to cartoon characters, as my hands are currently broken and i can't figure out how to jerk off with my feet, i am reduced to typing on forums with what little finger movement i have

[Rocl]

autofellatio need not apply

[Rocl]

next time you go to the ER do the world a favor, don't. just sit on the street curb and die you pathetic waste of a human being faggot fucker

[QuePsiXI]

I don't need a better reason. This isn't about me.

[Lucienne]

So the only reason you post on spam is because you aren't dead?

Since this seems to be a reoccuring question of yours, I shall give you an answer. I stepped in here becasue I was told about the 90's rap thread (believe it or not, I acutlaly really do like music), went through all that, then went on randomly looking around, posted a reply to something, and the hell that broke loose after that was kind of new and refreshing.
But well, if I was dead I wouldn't be posting either.

[QuePsiXI]

Recurring.
Man up, stop drinking any ol light beer and go Bud Light.
I don't even have the heart to troll you.

[Lucienne]

Would you call that tactics?

[Kiarax]

I appreciate you for who you are Lucienne.

[Charismatic]

I won't tell Lucienne to get out anymore. She posted good music in that one thread.
That was enough for me to actually pay attention to her posts from then on... she's actually sorta cool.
w/e

[Charismatic]

Okay maybe I'll still tell her to get out if she says anything dumb from this point on but I won't really mean it.

[Lucienne]

Well, as long as you post it on a cake, I'm cool with it.