DEA seeks Ebonics experts to help with cases

[Darus Grey]

Dun you be taking my job nigga.

[QuePsiXI]

Let's be real here. Both of us have hoodrat things to do with our friends, bitches to fuck, weed to smoke, weight to sell...we don't have time for the fulltime job.

Let's apply jointly, together we may be willing to give them 40 hours a week...goddamn that's a lot of time. I'm getting tired just thinking about it.

Bout to go fuck my bitch and take a nap, stay up niggas. One.

[Acturus]

Let's be real here. Both of us have hoodrat things to do with our friends, bitches to fuck, weed to smoke, weight to sell...we don't have time for the fulltime job.

Let's apply jointly, together we may be willing to give them 40 hours a week...goddamn that's a lot of time. I'm getting tired just thinking about it.

Bout to go fuck my bitch and take a nap, stay up niggas. One.

I love you. no homo

[tyven]

these fools just need to bump jeezy and TI and they will know whats going on. first step, bouncing left to right and letting their shoulder lean

[QuePsiXI]

Step two Let they shoulder lean
Step 3 Let they shoulder lean
Step 4 Now get it right, two step

Damn they need to make a
http://www.imsports.msu.edu/fitness/.../pics/step.jpg
class to Shoulda Lean. That would be THE shit.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Dylan Ratigan Show's little DEA Ebonics job application exam with the black columnist from Washington Post was hilarious.

Here is the vid..
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540...54861#38854861

It is in the msnbc player page, could not find it on youtube yet.

I failed like two of the exam questions.

Dylan interviewed him and gave him the job app's test.
Heres 2 of the questions from the DEA's Ebonics Translator job Application for testing the applicant's translation skills:

Ebonics phrase:
Yo G, you frontin on me?

DEA Translation:

Spoiler: show

Excuse me, my peer, are you attempting to influence me to engage in a violent action with you?

Ebonics phrase:
You gots to git those Benjamins so you cin git dat bling-bling fo yo ride.

DEA Translation:

Spoiler: show

You need to get money so that you can get expensive accessories for your car.

[Neoscrilla]

Guess the DEA is gonna be axing more questions now