Quick, need something epic to say when I quit my job today.

[TheShadyMan]

'Who wants to see a dead body?'



Then shoot yourself in the head.

[Demosthenes]

Got a new job, etc etc etc

Wanna go out on a big "F U". I'm sure BG trolls are the people to ask.

My leaving involves a a gargantuan boombox.

[tyven]

'Who wants to see a dead body?'



Then shoot yourself in the head.

lol'd hard

[TheShadyMan]

It'd be better if you worked at a daycare or something, because the addition of 'Hey kids!' before that line seems to make it infinitely funnier.
"Hey kids! Who wants to see a dead body?!"

[Gorki]

I have enjoyed this thread, but only a little bit.

This

[Mertron]

put in two weeks notice and keep them as a reference for future interviews

[SephYuyX]

Doesnt have the balls to do anything but walk out like a bitch.

[Shojin]

Tenderly reach out and stroke your employer's cheek while looking lovingly into his or her eyes. When you lean in to make your lips meet his/her's, if he/she pulls away, yell YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, but if they accept your display of affection BITE THEIR FACE

'Who wants to see a dead body?'



Then shoot yourself in the head.

Just start jerking off, see what happens.

Run into the building screaming that a snake bit your cock and you need someone to suck out the poison. Then chase everyone around with your dick hanging out begging them to help.

Then to cap it off, light yourself on fire and jump out a window.

All brilliant suggestions. For Rocl's one, do that then successfully sue them for sexual harassment for bonus points.

[Mertron]

i cant tell if seph cosigned me, if he did i would like to change my answer to pipe bombs in the toilets

[Shojin]

i cant tell if seph cosigned me, if he did i would like to change my answer to pipe bombs in the toilets

If he doesn't have the equipment for pipe bombs, I would like to suggest taking a dump in each of the toilets water tanks.

[quannum]

or stick his dick in the mashed potatoes

[Galkaeater]

Bye.

[Norellicus]

Lick every phone and pc mouse you can get your hands on.

Then just make sure you have mouthwash waiting outside afterward >_>

[Norellicus]

And not just a little tap, I'm talking full on Jessica-Chobot-PSP-licking.

[tyven]

put in two weeks notice and keep them as a reference for future interviews

WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE WILD MAN

[Norellicus]

ban me, block me, or shut the fuck up, seriously

[Colenzo]

'Who wants to see a dead body?'



Then shoot yourself in the head.

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[QuePsiXI]

What a great fucking thread.

[Mertron]

I didnt see any fucking in this thread, and if there was I assure you it was substandard.

[Gorki]

put in two weeks notice and keep them as a reference for future interviews

I put my 2weeks in 3 weeks ago, boss said he better see me tomorrow or I'll regret it. I was nice to stay the last 2 weeks so he could have his vacation, now he hates me because he can't find someone to fill my spot and has treated me like shit since.