Random Fail IX: hauby suck the pld

[rog]

Sai wins the thread.

[Raen Ryong]

Sticky please.

[Khajit]

My brd just came 4th place in an alliance in terms of damage this afternoon. I dont know if i should be happy or has a sad.( only atma was razed ruins since i was exping to get the cruor for a second lunar.)

Random fail: Bards outmelee these people.
Probably should go under the gimp thread instead though?

[Bendak]

bah... this guy just started sending me tells.... thx zouri! lol

Continuing with the Kingdemon story. I got an invite to a Qufim Island party and Kingdemon was in as a 25BST/11WHM. He was using a Hand-to-hand weapon and with BST's awesome H2H skill he was rocking the bottom of the parse.

I suggested we kick him since he was worthless. A couple people told me ease up he's new. Kingdemon mentioned that he's only 11.

After a couple kills he decided he'd use his Kingdom Stable collar to tele to Sandy to get an axe. His idea of getting an axe was to go kill Orcs until they dropped the Orcish Axe. That's when we all disbanded.

[Wakabo]

His idea of getting an axe was to go kill Orcs until they dropped the Orcish Axe.

This made me laugh out loud.

[Karbuncle]

Continuing with the Kingdemon story. I got an invite to a Qufim Island party and Kingdemon was in as a 25BST/11WHM. He was using a Hand-to-hand weapon and with BST's awesome H2H skill he was rocking the bottom of the parse.

I suggested we kick him since he was worthless. A couple people told me ease up he's new. Kingdemon mentioned that he's only 11.

After a couple kills he decided he'd use his Kingdom Stable collar to tele to Sandy to get an axe. His idea of getting an axe was to go kill Orcs until they dropped the Orcish Axe. That's when we all disbanded.

lol, Wow

[Fievel]

Continuing with the Kingdemon story. I got an invite to a Qufim Island party and Kingdemon was in as a 25BST/11WHM. He was using a Hand-to-hand weapon and with BST's awesome H2H skill he was rocking the bottom of the parse.

I suggested we kick him since he was worthless. A couple people told me ease up he's new. Kingdemon mentioned that he's only 11.

After a couple kills he decided he'd use his Kingdom Stable collar to tele to Sandy to get an axe. His idea of getting an axe was to go kill Orcs until they dropped the Orcish Axe. That's when we all disbanded.

Oh wow lol, thats....thats so fail that its awesome.

[Yugl]

That dudes awesome. I need to send him tells when I get back on and hook him up with Dankdragon to get the real laughs going.

[Shenrien]

Wow.... I wish I had viewed this thread when the shit was actually going on lol, good stuff.

[Kensagaku]

Continuing with the Kingdemon story. I got an invite to a Qufim Island party and Kingdemon was in as a 25BST/11WHM. He was using a Hand-to-hand weapon and with BST's awesome H2H skill he was rocking the bottom of the parse.

I suggested we kick him since he was worthless. A couple people told me ease up he's new. Kingdemon mentioned that he's only 11.

After a couple kills he decided he'd use his Kingdom Stable collar to tele to Sandy to get an axe. His idea of getting an axe was to go kill Orcs until they dropped the Orcish Axe. That's when we all disbanded.

I just... what...? Who is this guy? xD

[Zouri]

He is in a ls that i carry around... i was on crafting character when i was at lunch today, and he was talking about how he needed 300g for the airship to sandy... I presume it was to get his axe? I think he got kicked from that ls, but i'm not sure. If you want something funny, ask him what food he uses for his jobs.

[Max™]

Stumble upon button brought me here yesterday. Seems relevant to me.

Spoiler: show

http://a.imageshack.us/img843/3748/grammar.jpg

*points out that he wrote: "That curvy little bastard has such a hot rounded ass that you always want to put a space after him when you use him a sentence."*

Which probably should have been "when you use him in a sentence", but other than that, bravo.

[S N K]

You also forgot a comma there SNK.

It was 4am in the morning when I wrote that. Serves me right for even doing that!

Wow Thorny great come back. U love bashing retards. so again tell me how am i retarded? i'm interested to know this considering u don't know me or our shell? u take what ur butt buddy stephano says to heart. So please tell me who i am fail, and so is our shell? when was the last time u fought something harder then jagged ear jack? hows my grammar now for all u little high school fags still? ohhh look a period wow i can really read it better now, go fuck urself viewpoint

Jesus H. Christ on a bike. While I made some obvious spelling mistakes, you are fucking god-awful at communication. Just please stop posting.

[Nightfyre]

wen

:D

[S N K]

:D

*fixed.

[Airenn]

Story Time:


So Me (RDM) Kitty (WHM) Cole (SAM) Gokku (SAM) Were doing Conflux 2 in Walk of Echoes. (With his mule sack pulling and us just killing the bosses.)

We get down to the last one and a JP LS comes in. We ask if we can do 1 more then leave. They say "I'm sorry." and just enter when the time comes up.

So, we're like fuck this, we're entering too and trying for the placements.

Long story short: We win and I (as RDM!) end up with chest 1. :3

They stay so we're like, hay. They asked for it.

So! Job changes to: Me (COR/DNC) Kitty (DNC/SAM) Cole (PLD/DNC) Gokku (PLD/DNC)

They enter, we follow in.

We placed 1 (I've placed first three in a row. ), 2, 3, 5.

The second time we placed 1, 2, 3.

Now. Normally i don't like messing with other people, but had they just let us finish, man, we wouldn't be out with a vengeance.

[Phoenyx]

He is in a ls that i carry around... i was on crafting character when i was at lunch today, and he was talking about how he needed 300g for the airship to sandy... I presume it was to get his axe? I think he got kicked from that ls, but i'm not sure. If you want something funny, ask him what food he uses for his jobs.

I logged in for a few yesterday and he said somethin' along the lines of "I think I'm gonna quit this LS and find a better one." Almost immediately after that he was gone. Think Sully got tired of his shit and helped Kingdemon make the decision.

[Nemesio]

So I want Serp. Boots....

Round 1:
T1 -> T2 = 32 pops
T2 -> T3 = 2 pops

Round 2:
T1 -> T2 = 21 pops
T2 -> T3 = 1 pops

Round 3:
T1 -> T2 = 9 pops
T2 -> T3 = 14 pops

I think its about time I give up -.-
All solo.

[Wakabo]

Keep t3 pop, get t2 pop, spam it. fucking tard.

edit: didn't mean to hurt feelings. drinks and pain killers say hi to you.

[Kidnoftle]

Orange juice and Tylenol?