Testicle Cooking World Championships

[Zee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s427-0fBpQ0
Old video, but its from the Rocky Mountain Testicle Festival held at Rock Creek MT (Sorry I couldn't find a more current one, but I'm at work). According to Maxim, it's like the 4th or 5th largest private party in the nation and its a fucking blast. It's really hard to explain exactly what goes on at Testy Fest, but suffice to say its lot of nudity, sex, drugs, rock and roll. The best time is the shuttle from Missoula out to Rock Creek. A yellow school bus full of drunk people is pretty wicked.

As far as the Testes go, I've had them twice. The first time I think they tasted like undercooked chicken fried steak. They were pretty gross. The second time I had them they were way crispier and a lot better (however, the amount of substances in my system at that time was not really conducive with eating).

Oh god I was gonna post about this. Makes me embarrassed to live in this state.

[Rhyis.]

I'll try anything once. Can't be as weird as eating chilled monkey brains (which is actually pretty good, once you get passed the fucked-upness of it).

[Mayareira]

I wouldn't eat it.

[ferigor]

Oh god I was gonna post about this. Makes me embarrassed to live in this state.

There are way worse things about Montana to be embarrassed about! (I mean, St. Patty's day at Butte is way trashier than Testy Fest). Everyone that I know that's gone to Testy Fest has had a great time. Everyone that I hear complaining about it always hits me with some second hand info about someone they knew that went once and had a bad time. Its kind of cool because in recent years the crowd has really diversified so its not all ugly old bikers anymore. If you've never been, go for at least one day before you make any decisions on it.