NFL Week 1: PUT IT ON THE BOARD!

[Correction]

http://deadspin.com/5639183/letter-f...me-an-erection

I have to wonder what Ines Sainz is doing out there today. Whatever it is, I picture her wearing nothing but an apron that says something in Spanish about making love to the chef, serving me a plate of churros. Does she secretly hate the fact that she's created all of this controversy over a little Twitter update? Will she follow my Twitter account now that I've openly defended her several times about the despicable behavior of pro athletes and men in general? If she follows me, will she respond to a direct message in which I volunteer to empty out that ING savings account in order to fly to her hometown of Santiago de Querétaro and take her out for coffee to discuss her ordeal face to face?

Couldn't help myself, I lol'd.

[Abandon]

bitch is sexy.

[Gadritan]

Fucking Giants can't keep from crying even when they win. "Our TE got owned by a safety" QQ

"I'll tell you what happened," Beckum said according to Mike Garafolo of the Newark Star-Ledger. "[Boss] ran the seam, and the little dirt-bag safety, wherever he was, came over."

[Mizango]

QQ it like Beckum. That nigga needs to worry about taking practice squad reps and moving his way onto the third team. Its always the bitch made niggas that ride the pines that always have something to say, I mean look at MartyB from the Cowboys.

[Chun Liroy]

Last I checked marty B is never involved in anything on the field miz, nice try but I gotchu this time.

[Gadritan]

Vjax only gonna' miss 4 games if he's traded.

[Effluo]

QQ it like Beckum. That nigga needs to worry about taking practice squad reps and moving his way onto the third team. Its always the bitch made niggas that ride the pines that always have something to say, I mean look at MartyB from the Cowboys.

Or Orolovsky

[Bregor]

Is it week 2 yet?

^

[Effluo]

Where's the week 2 thread? We need at least 7-8 pages of good shit talking before kickoff on Sunday

[Correction]

Tyche's napping.

[Tyche]

It's not even week 2 you fuckers. Tonight.

[Effluo]

It's not even week 2 you fuckers. Tonight.

Last game of the week is Monday night... just saying

[Headspace]

Last year it was wednesdays was the new thread day...bitch be slacking.

I already had to make the offseason thread for his bitch ass.

[Deejay]

QQ it like Beckum. That nigga needs to worry about taking practice squad reps and moving his way onto the third team. Its always the bitch made niggas that ride the pines that always have something to say, I mean look at MartyB from the Cowboys.

Yeah for real. I thought Beckum was going to be good coming out of college but he's been playing like a bitch. We had to put Will Beatty (our backup RT) at TE whenever we needed an extra blocker because this nigga was too pussy to block an outside linebacker.

That nigga should be thanking your safeties for allowing him to get some PT, because that's the only way his bitch ass is going to get on the field. I hope Boss can come back soon.