NFL Week 1: PUT IT ON THE BOARD!

[Tyche]

Apparently, catching a football can hurt your precious hands as a WR.

[Headspace]

Well, when it's cold outside and the ball hardens.

[Moss]

Apparently, catching a football can hurt your precious hands as a WR.

If you have seen Torry Holt's hands you know this to be true, and Ginn has hand-model aspirations.

[Tyche]

Well, when it's cold outside and the ball hardens.

Bravo sir...

And my right ring finger is jacked up like Holts fingers. I fell down on a fucked up sidewalk while running and now I have a fat ass knuckle that won't heal.

[Serif]

Bravo sir...

And my right ring finger is jacked up like Holts fingers. I fell down on a fucked up sidewalk while running and now I have a fat ass knuckle that won't heal.

Such a lie, you got it from the brawl your wife and you had over you whoring out your daughter on youtube!

[Tyche]

Such a lie, you got it from the brawl your wife and you had over you whoring out your daughter on youtube!

[archibaldcrane]

You're just sour because of week 15 last year. I don't think it's possible to have seen that last drive(and probably the whole game) and not be impressed.

He shredded us.

Aaron Rodgers is such a good player he even brings out the best in other teams' QBs. See Favre, Rapist, Warner. They want a good showing to try to convince him they belong in the same breath as his name.

You'll notice that Romo did not step up his game vs Rodgers. He knows he doesn't belong.

[Abandon]

I wish Fatliff would rape romo, and we can lynch them both down in Jasper.

For the performance that Eli and his boys put forth during those playoffs, you better believe that I believe he is an elite QB. With the shit year our defense (well, secondary) had last year, he still went 317/509 (62.3%), for 4021 yards. He averaged more yards per attempt than his brother, and had it not been for the 30 (holy jesus) sacks compared to his brother's 10, who knows what type of destruction we could've done in the playoffs. Not to mention, while he has 6 less TDs than Peyton, also threw fewer interceptions.

In other words, yes Olroy, I'm going to break your nose.

[Kyo]

I wish Fatliff would rape romo, and we can lynch them both down in Jasper.

For the performance that Eli and his boys put forth during those playoffs, you better believe that I believe he is an elite QB. With the shit year our defense (well, secondary) had last year, he still went 317/509 (62.3%), for 4021 yards. He averaged more yards per attempt than his brother, and had it not been for the 30 (holy jesus) sacks compared to his brother's 10, who knows what type of destruction we could've done in the playoffs. Not to mention, while he has 6 less TDs than Peyton, also threw fewer interceptions.

In other words, yes Olroy, I'm going to break your nose.

Shoulda coulda woulda.

[Man0warr]

Best Old Spice video ever

[Chun Liroy]

I wish Fatliff would rape romo, and we can lynch them both down in Jasper.

For the performance that Eli and his boys put forth during those playoffs, you better believe that I believe he is an elite QB. With the shit year our defense (well, secondary) had last year, he still went 317/509 (62.3%), for 4021 yards. He averaged more yards per attempt than his brother, and had it not been for the 30 (holy jesus) sacks compared to his brother's 10, who knows what type of destruction we could've done in the playoffs. Not to mention, while he has 6 less TDs than Peyton, also threw fewer interceptions.

In other words, yes Olroy, I'm going to break your nose.

So what makes him any different from romo other than that one fluke of a superbowl? No, he's not elite.

[tyven]

go bengals

[Quixon]

So what makes him any different from romo other than that one fluke of a superbowl?

Fluke? Can't wait to hear this explanation.

[Chun Liroy]

Really? If you think they had any business winning that superbowl... I'm not saying I wasn't rooting for them, just that they had absolutely no business winning that superbowl.

[Quixon]

Why is that?

They completely dominated New England defensively..... just like they did to pretty much every other team that year. Manning did pretty damn good in that game as well, kind of how higher tier/elite QB's tend to "step up" in big games.

[Mizango]

Fluke? Can't wait to hear this explanation.

Tell me about it, goddamn "fluke" superbowl. Fuck what you think about him, dude won that shit when it counted. Can we call Homo's playoff win a "fluke" too? Because I mean going 13 seasons without a playoff win and then winning one smells fishy to me.

[Mizango]

kind of how higher tier/elite QB's tend to "step up" in big games.

13 years.....

[Chun Liroy]

Why is that?

They completely dominated New England defensively..... just like they did to pretty much every other team that year. Manning did pretty damn good in that game as well, kind of how higher tier/elite QB's tend to "step up" in big games.

You said it yourself, defensively, all manning had to do was not fuck up, and for his receiver to make the luckiest catch in superbowl history. On their road to the superbowl, they won two games by last minute interceptions, and one was the bucs. Trent Dilfer or Marino, which is elite?

[tyven]

JUSTIN TUCK WON THAT SUPERBOWL

[Mizango]

You said it yourself, defensively, all manning had to do was not fuck up, and for his receiver to make the luckiest catch in superbowl history. On their road to the superbowl, they won two games by last minute interceptions, and one was the bucs. Trent Dilfer or Marino, which is elite?

You sound bitter? Defense wins championships, what is this fail logic youre using? I mean look at the Dallas defense, imagine where you guys would fucking be if Fatliff, Ware, Spencer, Jenkins, Newman etc... were all 11 individual Carpenters? That's like saying fuck the Rams defense and that they were lucky because Hakim, Holt, Bruce and Faulk scored 80 points a game.

I know I jokingly give you alot of shit, but that is by far the dumbest shit youve ever said.