NFL Week 1: PUT IT ON THE BOARD!

[Mizango]

Orton.

[Chun Liroy]

Miz, question, why do you like Orton so much.

[Melena]

I'm sorry, but what's Cutler proved outside that he can bitch and moan better then haynesworth to get traded. Flaco hasn't proved shit outside of the fact he won't make stupid mistakes. Hell his playoff wins the Raven's ran twice as much as he passed for that reason. McNabb is one hit away from retiring, same with Favre. If you want to talk overall career's then maybe, but right now going into the opening game, Eli is easily 10th, not 15-16th like you want him. I know he denied your pats a perfect season and all, but seriously get real. I don't even know if I can put Romo ahead of Eli. At least he hasn't fumbled away any snaps for extra points and throw more int's then td's in a game.

[Chun Liroy]

I'm adding a bold prediction, Dez will have more yards than Miles vs. the Redskins.

[Chun Liroy]

I'm sorry, but what's Cutler proved outside that he can bitch and moan better then haynesworth to get traded. Flaco hasn't proved shit outside of the fact he won't make stupid mistakes. Hell his playoff wins the Raven's ran twice as much as he passed for that reason. McNabb is one hit away from retiring, same with Favre. If you want to talk overall career's then maybe, but right now going into the opening game, Eli is easily 10th, not 15-16th like you want him. I know he denied your pats a perfect season and all, but seriously get real. I don't even know if I can put Romo ahead of Eli. At least he hasn't fumbled away any snaps for extra points and throw more int's then td's in a game.

I forgot one fumbled snap is the end all be all to rating QBs.

[Mizango]

Miz, question, why do you like Orton so much.

My retort to you is, why not? He's a goddamn man's man. Have you seriously not looked at his goddamn beard? The only one close to it now is Braylon Edwards shit now that he's with the Jets. That and the fact that Orton openly consumes exorbitant amounts of whiskey and smashes endless amounts of women, including MILFs. Yet he STILL comes out on Sundays with a hangover and rapes shit.

That and he went to goddamn Purdue! Boilermakers bleed success, with the exceptions of Landon Johnson and Curtis Painter of course.

[Melena]

I forgot one fumbled snap is the end all be all to rating QBs.

The problem with Romo (and I actually like the guy) is that he has an attitude of seeming not to care, especially around big games. If he could learn to focus 100% on football and not banging hot bitches 24/7 like rapistburger, I could see him having a hall of fame career with 1 to 2 superbowl wins. But until he stops with the horrible mistakes, learns to take the game seriously, and actually become a leader not only will the cowboys end up choking every big game, he's going to find himself on the unemployment line.

[Abandon]

lol

[Chun Liroy]

He seemed like a leader last year imo. Maybe not the years before, but last year he seemed to have been changed. Trying not to sound homer, it's just how I feel.

[Demosthenes11]

eli has had a grand total of 2 years above a QB rating of 80. You can not be considered anywhere near elite with that stat. Better than romo? hater please

[Tyche]

I'll say this about Eli...I've seen him make some throws hat I don't think his brother can make on his best day. Problem is, that happens once every two or three games...rest of the time he's, at best, good. I think Eli is well above average but is sort of suppressed by coaching. He had his best year last year when the RBs were hurt. If he was in a pass happy system, I think he'd easily be a top 10 QB.

[Penthesilea]

Conversation was over before the "yet". He's average at best, disappears during big games but shines playing scrubs, hell I see niggas do that at the Y every weekend. Im with my man Quixon though, I want to see the explanation for "fluke" and "superbowl" in the same sentence, because at last check they don't pick Superbowl teams via coin flip, you gotta play and beat the brakes off of teams to earn the right to even board the flight.

lol @ Tyven.

Uh they played a one, Mr. Brett Favre, the superbowl trip was already theirs once they beat the Cowboys.

[Mizango]

The problem with Romo (and I actually like the guy) is that he has an attitude of seeming not to care, especially around big games. If he could learn to focus 100% on football and not banging hot bitches 24/7 like rapistburger, I could see him having a hall of fame career with 1 to 2 superbowl wins. But until he stops with the horrible mistakes, learns to take the game seriously, and actually become a leader not only will the cowboys end up choking every big game, he's going to find himself on the unemployment line.

See that is exactly what I've been saying, and my problem with the Cowboys culture of delusional self importance. Romo included, he's a hell of a QB but that bullshit smirk and shrugging off the fuck ups in big games is really fucking annoying. I mean he takes no responsibility for fucking anything, its always the smirk and " we've got to get better", and generally doesn't care about shit. I mean look at that whole team, they are consumed by hype. They dont give a shit about winning as a priority, its about promoting the "Cowboy" brand and individual goals. Every player, at every position has some celebration or TD dance, for every fucking occasion.

These fuckers can be down by 24 at half time, and you have to see Miles Austin being a faux Stonehands and signaling and celebrating a first down. Down by 35 in the 3rd quarter and Williams has to remind you he went to Texas two decades ago, I don't recall Emmit's famous Gator chomp every time he scored. You have Barber chest pounding and stomping around the field like he just broke Chris Johnson's single season rushing record every time he gains 2 yards on a 3rd and 16 draw play.

God, don't get me started on Jerry's narcissism and paying Garrett like a head coach because he didn't want other teams to sign him. Who the fuck wants that dumb fucking ginger? He isnt even smart enough to hand the ball off to Choice, who is the best RB on the roster, when they have the ball on the 2 yard line. These are the things I loathe about Dallas, its like you people that hate Money Mayweather or that hate Kobe for being perceived as arrogant, well that is the definition of this team except they never ever can back it up. I mean who gives themselves their own nickname for christs sake? Leave the dick sucking to someone else, it makes them come off as giant douches.

[Mizango]

Uh they played a one, Mr. Brett Favre, the superbowl was already won once they beat the Cowboys.

Yeah but Cowboy superbowls are in Nov/Dec though, so the rest of that season was basically winter preseason games.

[Demosthenes11]

someone go check miz's pulse, i think he just had a heart attack

[Mizango]

haha close, I need a cigarette after that post. I guess nows a better time than any to pick up a habit.

[Penthesilea]

Yeah but Cowboy superbowls are in Nov/Dec though, so the rest of that season was basically winter preseason games.

Sorry, was trying to quick post before I got caught at work. Anyways I edited it to make more sense. They already had their superbowl trip wrapped up once they beat the Cowboys in the playoffs.

[Mizango]

No worries, I understood what you meant.

[Man0warr]

How can you say winning isn't the Cowboys priority? The team is 100% changed since TO, Pacman, and Tank got jettisoned. Tony Romo cares more about football than anyone else besides Peyton in the last 2 years or so - he realized the shit he does affects the entire team, that's why he worked on lowering his interceptions and shit - he was crazy good last year and it's only his 4th full year as a starter this year. He acts like he does now because of how many times he got burned for saying the wrong thing in the past, he HAS to act like he does so the Dallas media doesn't shit on him all day - Troy Aikman said the same type of shit. Being the Cowboy's QB is on a totally different level than almost any other. Having to live up to Staubach and Aikman, being expected to go to the Superbowl every year, this kind of shit would weigh down anyone.

Celebrations for first downs are kind of dumb but I don't care if Ratliff/Ware/Spencer celebrate after a sack, as long as they made the play. Also, I've never seen Jason Witten celebrate his entire career.

You are confusing the Cowboys of 07-08 with the current ones. Romo, Ware, Witten, Ratliff, Brooking are the leaders now.

Also 100% agree Tashard Choice should be the starter and Barber should be gone or used in 4th quarter like back in 06-07 when he was great.

I mean who gives themselves their own nickname for christs sake? Leave the dick sucking to someone else, it makes them come off as giant douches.

I know you are just trolling but this makes you sound like an idiot. Cowboys didn't give themselves the nickname "America's Team", it was the guy at NFL Films in one of those videos they release after the Superbowl back in the 70s. It was also pretty much true back in the 70s, back when the NFL had just absorbed the AFL and started to be on TV, the Cowboys dominated in the 70s and were one of the main teams people followed back in the new NFL. The nickname stuck, and even if the current Cowboys wanted to get rid of it it's not going to happen.

[Mizango]

Annnnnd you totally redeem yourself.