NFL Week 1: PUT IT ON THE BOARD!

[Chun Liroy]

If they intended to shut down Witten last year, they didn't do very good of a job.

[Krandor]

due to a rare skin condition, miles austin appears as a black hole on official game footage coaches use in film study

when the ball is thrown his way, the ball and austin disappear; they end up in an alternate universe where he fights giant iguanas all day

this is why no one gameplans for him, everyone enjoys a good iguana fight, as long as michael vick is not allowed to wager on the outcome

ESPN needs this kind of writing for their staff.

5. Alex Smith is Alex Smith.

Ugh. I really hope the niners can iron out the QB situation (either Smith shaping up or finding someone else to start) soon, cause we don't have many good years left in Gore. Even after that abomination I watched today though, I still have hope for the season. At least they've been such a letdown these last few years that either way I'll be in fine shape.

[Tyche]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....BUOiLjS544A%3D

If you seen the dolphins highlights, you'd get it.

[Gadritan]

1k+ yards moves the sticks. Still gotta' respect him.

[Tyche]

Wait wait, one better...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....VpplPtfqRXA%3D

[Mertron]

perhaps no one gameplans for witten or austin, they just gameplan for romo

thats what i would do

im so smrt

[Sol-Blackguy]

Wow butthurt from Eagles and Cowboys fans... feels good man

[Lucavi]

I was just trollin'. I've been an Austin dickrider since I saw him in training camp over the summer of 08.

My bad. I'd love him too, if he was on our team~

[Chun Liroy]

Wow butthurt from Eagles and Cowboys fans... feels good man

Don't get it twisted, we're just pissed at our retarded OC.

[Man0warr]

Witten was blocking in the Red zone most plays last year, thus the low TD count.

Gadritan...Austin beat triple coverage for touchdowns against the Saints and Eagles last year. If no one was planning for Austin after week 7 last season, then who were they game planning against?


I'm not butthurt here either. Defense was good as usual, outside needing some more turnovers.

I'm just sick of Red Jesus wasting Romo/Witten/Felix/Austin's talent in their primes with his stupid gadget plays and other retardedness.

[Gadritan]

Fix your sig and I'll tell you.

[Chun Liroy]

Martellus Bennett. He got Quad covered by the Oline so he couldn't catch TDs

[Man0warr]

What's wrong with my sig.

[Chun Liroy]

We had a turn over... it just got called back because derp.

[AidenCarby]

Lost to the 'skins, going to the superbowl~

[Gadritan]

What's wrong with my sig.

It's grammatically incorrect for what you're going for iirc.

Edit: FIXED FOR GARMAR PARFECTION

[Man0warr]

What are you fluent in latin?

[Chun Liroy]

Lost to the 'skins, going to the superbowl~

Better believe it.

[AidenCarby]

It's grammatical incorrect for what you're going for iirc.

The irony makes my pants happy.

[Chun Liroy]

Imagine if Garrett didn't get all cutesy? We marched up and down the field when we wanted, then garrett would call 3 sweeps in a row or some derp. I am excite for home suppabwl.