Listen here, jerkbutts. This is important.

[isladar]

I'm gonna quote Calli:

10 minutes after posting this we were involved in a 6-car pile-up right by the I-90 oasis. Airbags deployed, smashed my glasses and popped the lense out into my right eye. I'm currently in a bed in Lutheran General in Park Ridge with an abrasion to my cornea, I can't currently see out of my right eye. I think it should heal up fine in a week or two, but I do have to stay the night here, and no clue how we're going to take care of my new hospital bils, my obliterated glasses, and Mel's smashed car.

But at least I don't have to go to Ohio now!

Hey Jerks and Jerkettes,

It's Mel. Calli left himself logged in on my computer. I want to thank you guys for your thoughts and prayers. He's doing ok. The hospital kept him and he looks like he go into a boxing match with a kangaroo. The pic below are where Calli was sitting. I'll post his mug later when I get his mom's camera.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c8...i/CIMG0158.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c8...i/CIMG0161.jpg

Here's Calli's ugly mug.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c8...i/DSC02137.jpg

On the plus side now he can pass this picture around and say he got into a brutal, drag out hockey fight

Callisto is a really dear friend of mine, and I know some of you jerks wouldn't push him down stairs. I have a paypal address for Callisto/Ryan and his girlfriend Mel/Deanna. I want to help him at least get new glasses. If you can throw a fiver I'll give you a custom title, and if you throw $20 I'll give you a custom title and a get out of ban free card (as long as it isn't for something like CP), just need you to post a screenshot of the transaction.

The email address to send money to is:

[email protected]

Please chip in what you can, all proceeds go directly to the SAVE DA SASSAGEKING'S EYE GLASSES FOUNDATION. The paypal 'thank you' will tell you that you've sent money to Deanna.

If you can do something, thank you very much.

[#686578]

Oh he can get new glasses, make sure he does something about that eye though.

Also tell him that Kiara got him an Open Beta key

[Colenzo]

Dat face

[Colenzo]

also gimme recruitment forum access ;< <3

[isladar]

Give Ryan $5 and I will.

[Colenzo]

if i had money id buy him new glasses D:< but i haz hot check account

[Kuya]

When i get money, i'll see if i can send him some.

[QuePsiXI]

Tell Callisto as soon as he heals I will give him hot buttsecks. That'll inspire him.

[Omnipotent]

Sending 5 dollars.

[isladar]

Thank you very much. Just post a screenie and tell me what title you'd like.

[Omnipotent]

Spoiler: show

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3287/44838020.png

Haven't decided on a title yet, I'll PM if/when I do

[mootsfox]

The best I could do right now is a $5 check that would bounce.

Sorry. Get well soon

[isladar]

Spoiler: show

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3287/44838020.png

Haven't decided on a title yet, I'll PM if/when I do

You are a gentleman and a baller, sir. Thank you.

[Krye]

Write Krye on your tits and I'll give you $20

[Krye]

Of course, proof will be required

[Akanei]

First, we lose Schimmel, now this?

Fuck cars.

(I would donate to the brocrafters fund if I had the available funds. I need a few days.)

[Shiroikage]

Callisto is fuckyeah and I should be getting a nice scholarship soon so I hope my monopoly money works.
I'm full up on titles, but I guess I'll keep the ban evasion in the odd chance that I find myself in that situation.

Spoiler: show

http://i53.tinypic.com/29opft1.png

[Eratosthenes]

I would have seen this thread if I hadn't been told so many times to GTFO by said jerkbutts.

Spoiler: show

Here's five dollars anyway.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

ITT: newfags buying respect

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE SASSAGE, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING

[Eratosthenes]

Fine, if I'm really not welcome here, send the money back. Otherwise, set my title to "Not welcome in Spam"