Reasons why XIV is absolutely terrible

[Charismatic]

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[Colenzo]

lol

[Antithesis]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/a...3&d=1326461123

I totally mistook the carpet on its head for a mohawk.

[Ksandra]

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This guy, what happened to him?

[Zalius]

he got global banned. do you remember the picture of the wall with the names and the bagelface?

[Rocl]

what

[Rocl]

also they need to release goobbue this fuckin' week before classes start

[Zalius]

the wwii wall but with the souls of those se destroyed on it

[Zalius]

how do you not remember this asshole

[Rocl]

i remember it but it's obvious bagel was banned from ffxi way back during slavage bans (actually i think he might have just been suspended and then they went back and banned him later or something) regardless i knew what you were talking about but didn't quite understand the relevance as i doubt ksandra, however dumb she may be, was asking where he was in the wonderful world of ffxi and her question was probably more of "why hasnt this faggot posted in about 10,000 years?" clearly my decadent lifestyle over this winter break has engendered me to think more like a fatty this is all because i put on most of the weight i lost in europe fuck fuck fuck a duck oh my god now i sound like my father kawaii desu my little brother just made a cat in skyrim i am going to go brutally murder him now afk ok that was easy i mean i knew 13 y/o boys didn't put up a lot of fight from when i prowl the middle school but i expected my own kin to fight and not just take a knife to the neck so easily maybe i should have stabbed him in the knee with an arrow hahaha wouldn't that have been funny? no it wouldn't have anyways what i was saying was that i know what you're talking about but it was the vietnam war memorial you dick, the world war 2 memorial is much more recent and it's a bunch of wreathes on arches around a fountain, while the vietnam wall is a list of the kia/mia afaik whenever we go my mother always makes it a point to find her ex-boyfriend and it makes my dad awkward because he wanted to fight in vietnam for some reason but was denied as he was an accountant doing military payroll now he just sits around all day watching anime and playing fucking facebook games somehow i was less ashamed of him when he played world of warcraft all day and i think he's dying now he keeps having heart problems and the only thing he's done is quit smoking which is a pretty big deal, i don't downplay it or anything since he's been smoking for about 30 or 40 years i don't know when he started, i just know that my mother started smoking and drinking at fourteen anyways he still guzzles down butter and salt and shit and he's a fucking hypochondriac oh god i have hypotension hypotension you know what that is alex? its low blood pressure i don't know what it means but i printed out this wikipedia article so i want you to read it and tell me what to do to make it better well how about you go back to the fucking doctor who told you that you have low blood pressure you dick i am not a fucking doctor i am not even in med school i am a fucking literature major at an overpriced university who has already fucked his life up royally i would appreciate it if you did not add any more unneeded duress by making me your primary care physician man i was never any good at science or math i fucking took biology for like three goddamn years and i never got any further than calculus and even then i don't think i got past like sums or some shit haha sum shit, eh? anyways fuck that shit write your symptoms in iambic pentameter and i'll get back to you and while playing rummy today i think i made my mom cry by saying one day i'm gonna fight her but the bitch kept looking at my hand, listen its a couch we're sitting near each other, i don't look at your hand, you damn well can not look at mine, oh don't feed me the KEEP YOUR CARDS UP DUMMY how about you don't fucking try to cheat you WHORE goddamn it is still cold in here and you know what i hate? those fucking sugar gummy orange things i really hate them why do people like that shit man it is so fucking sweet and so fucking gross and are you kidding me my sister's dog just vomited down the heating vent why the fuck is this dog still alive it's like twelve years old and its a goddamn yorkshire terrier and it was the shitty dog fuck man why did the good dog die first beagles are the shit not fucking cats and teacup toy dogs give me a hound any day bonus points if they look sad because then i feel extra d'aww for them and it's all good and i'm really curious why i'm still typing this response but i'm willing to be it's because i'm responding to zalius and my brain must be hardcoded to do this type of retarded shit from back when i was like twelve remember when i used to use MSN man that was like four thousand years ago and hey i just got a text message oh it's the elder brother saying to turn the fucking tv down because he's trying to sleep is it weird for a twenty-seven year old man to have a twenty-one year old girlfriend and for them to be visiting the man's house and sleeping in a thirteen year old boy's bed? i don't know. the age difference only used to bother me because me and her are literally a year apart almost to the day and it's like weird for me to imagine my older brother dating someone i went to school with or something, not that he is, she's from some richy rich virginia family, which is exactly why none of us have met HER family as my brother is already apparently viewed with contempt by her parents for being so old and from such a lower class and i don't even know why the faggot cares honestly and i'm just terribly terribly bored at my parent's house and you know soon i am going to be a real boy and that is terrifying what's more terrifying is i've been reading this forum for nearly seven years which is like a third of my fucking life, jesus christ

[Kazen]

kailyn... pfftt u lil dicksmack

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[Rocl]

pfftt u lil dicksmack gets me to this day

[Zalius]

retired from wall o text

[Rocl]

i've been playing dr.mario all day

[Linliel]

don't let him touch your genitals

[Zimbabwe Justice]

bagel bites

[#686578]

Updated:

1. Updater, no further explanation needed
2. Logout/Crash during guildleve = fail guildleve.
   
   1. Additionally wandering too far from the area cancels the guildleve without notification or indicators of exactly how far away is too far
   
   
3. Low level solo guildleves are far too difficult to complete under certain circumstances (such as putting the target mobs to kill past many high level sound aggro mobs in a narrow alley)This has been completely fixed with the areas having their mob distributions changed and the leves now all conform to the same difficulty measurements.
4. What the fuck? Fuck that. Level 26 seriously? They cant be fucking serious. Poisona is a basic spell, as basic as cure. If Conjurer is to be our healing class that is fucking ridiculous.
   
   1. Apparently poisona and all status curing spells have been completely removed from the game.
   
   
5. Also need antidotes as consumables.
6. You cant ALT+TAB out of fullscreen
7. Return of the vaguest error codes ever to have existed
8. Some of the payment options are retarded. IDK I've never payed for it yet.Click and Buy is a worthless pile of trash, Square Enix is retarded, and they should feel bad about what they've done.Fixed! They now accept debit/credit cards!
9. Need mailboxes
10. I've heard buying from retainers is less retarded now, but we probably still prefer an auction house.
    
    1. Buying from retainers is now a lot better, you can pay a 5% tax (up to a max of 4k) to buy directly from the retainer, and if you dont want to pay the tax you can still use the item search to find out if anyone is selling it, at what price, what the retainer name is and what ward that retainer is in, place a marker above its head and those retainers with the mark (it's kind of like a quest symbol but a red star floating above their head) will load before all other NPCs in the area. All in all it's much improved and somewhat acts like an auction house however it could be streamlined a lot.
    
    
11. No one plays it is probably the worst thing about an MMO based on working together with other people
    
    1. There actually appears to be a big NA/EU population on Lindblum, so I might have to strike this one
    
    

[Shiroikage]

oh wow, can't believe I glossed over this thread and missed a roclrant

[Lucienne]

It seems they fixed the payment option. Not sure if it was on the list in the first place. I haven't had time to check out what it's like now, but seems it's like the old way directly with your cc.

[#686578]

That's what I updated with two posts before yours