I split my dick open the other day from jacking off so much, and fuck waiting several days for that shit to heal, so I kept jacking off every day and re-opening the wound, shit stung so bad while I was beating it
fondue
Jesus pieces
I stick my dick into the bottom of one of these
http://www.notyourmotherscookbook.co...s/baguette.jpg
after it's been warmed slightly in the microwave and on the upstrokes I take a bite out of the top
That's how they get down in France.
You faggot baggot
This is a Cream Soda level thread. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Spoiler: show
some dude's cock
iron man 2 was disappointing