Meet Blarg

**Woozie** · 2010-09-13 19:27

**Woozie** · 2010-09-13 19:29

My dentist was wondering why I was laughing at this.

**Woozie** · 2010-09-13 19:29

Obviously it's because everyone knows Blarg is a cat. From Canada. Which doesn't exist. Thus, Blarg doesn't exist.

**Lucienne** · 2010-09-13 19:29

I found this funny. I think I should go get some sleep.

***Blarg*** · 2010-09-13 19:33

I don't remember that picture being taken

**Alleya** · 2010-09-13 19:33

You were pretty high from snorting tooth paste.

***Blarg*** · 2010-09-13 19:35

good times

**Akanei** · 2010-09-13 19:50

Almost as good as robotripping.

***Blarg*** · 2010-09-13 19:51

I googled that and it has nothing to do with tripping robots

***Blarg*** · 2010-09-13 19:51

I don't want to live in a world where our robots walk upright untripped

**Shiroikage** · 2010-09-13 20:09

Looks like someone took some of your fingers, Blarg.

***Blarg*** · 2010-09-13 20:14

thanks for bringing up that horrible and depressing accident that I never talk about that took my fingers

**Krye** · 2010-09-13 20:31

Meet Blarg, 21 years old, after hanging out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold, and decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys, and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it, suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive, and his eyes roll back in his skull, his back starts to look like the McDonald's Arches, he's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin, and everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him, "Hey Adam, Blarg is a jackass, look at him!" cause they took it too, so they think it's funny, so they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money, meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over, and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga, and that's the story of Blarg, the ecstasy maniac