
Originally Posted by
Krye
Meet Blarg, 21 years old, after hanging out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold, and decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys, and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it, suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive, and his eyes roll back in his skull, his back starts to look like the McDonald's Arches, he's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin, and everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him, "Hey Adam, Blarg is a jackass, look at him!" cause they took it too, so they think it's funny, so they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money, meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over, and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga, and that's the story of Blarg, the ecstasy maniac