It appears as if...

[Callisto]

if you want to meet a girl on the bus you take a book and (you are already seated here) then when an attractive girl walks onto the bus you make initial eye contact and then quickly look down at your book and feel self conscious about if your facial expression looks strange or what you should do with your hands and then wait until the girl passes you by and then promise yourself to actually make eye contact with the next girl

I would just be like DAMN SHIT BITCH YOU SEEN THIS BOOK THIS SHIT IS THE SHIT I LOVE BOOKS girls love guys who read, and I mean like books, not this faggy internet shit you guys do

[Shiroikage]

totally true

[Shiroikage]

callisto, i read books that no one enjoys reading

[Callisto]

the only book I've read in like the last decade is the FARK one unless you count the copy of Scary Stories to Read In The Dark I found in my mom's basement a while back that I only got like half through because the illustrations still give me the willies

[Alleya]

ITT Virgins. You hit her over the head with your book and drag her back to your cave. Works every time.

[Callisto]

wait check that I also found Bunnicula in the same box and I did give that a read, still an A+ book

[Callisto]

ITT Virgins. You hit her over the head with your book and drag her back to your cave. Works every time.

look if you think I'll trust a hot chick trying to tell me how to pick up hot chicks you're sorely mistaken

[Blarg]

my cave is uphill so unless that woman comes with wheels it may be difficult to drag her all that way

[Alleya]

Just dangle a box set of True Blood in front of her with a fishing pole and she'll follow it back to your place.

[Callisto]

get a wagon

[Shiroikage]

ITT Virgins. You hit her over the head with your book and drag her back to your cave. Works every time.

man, my cave doesn't have an elevator and the stairs will be murder on her

[Blarg]

no one said you were supposed to murder the girl, just knock them unconscious

[Shiroikage]

well if i drag her up the stairs, i'll be well on the way to that

[Kuya]

men are only virgins when they have not been raped anally

[Callisto]

she was asking for it, dressing like that

[Callisto]

men are only virgins when they have not been raped anally

so you're saying you have no respect for consensual anal sex?

[Shiroikage]

men are only virgins when they have not been raped anally

kuya show me the way

[Kuya]

kuya show me the way

i can show you which way is not the way

[Shiroikage]

close enough

[isladar]

Shiro are you going to McGill or Concordia or what