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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    IMPORTANT

    I needed something to drink before bed. I decided to go to the soda machine. I inserted 2 one-dollar bills to pay the price of $1.50 USD. Upon selecting my choice, the machine rewarded me with not one, not two, but three drinks.

    I don't know why, but I am OVERJOYED RIGHT NOW. MY LIFE SUCKS SO MUCH AND THIS HAPPENS? PROOF OF GOD.

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    okay guy I guess
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    DID YOU ALSO GET FIFTY CENTS CHANGE?

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    Ryko's Full of Lies and Johns
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    Unfortunately, they were all bottles of Surge.
    The fuck is wrong with Surge, faggot?

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    Rainbow Dash was here,
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    If it was surge he wont be able to go to sleep for 3 days

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    that and loss of sperm count, etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    that and loss of sperm count, etc
    oh man just like dr pepper and mountain dew?

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
    I DEMAND IT BE RESTORED
    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    I heard jacking off lowers your sperm count.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
    I DEMAND IT BE RESTORED
    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    I'm just saying, immediately after jacking off, you have less sperm than you did before. It's science.

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    oh man just like dr pepper and mountain dew?
    dont talk shit about the only doctor i love

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    and no, for some reason i only received 25 cents change but 12.5 cents per tea is AWESOME

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    you should file a complaint about it stealing your money

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    C A P S UNLEASH THE FURY
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    My freshman year dorms had a can machine that spit out 2-3 cans ridill style on the reg shit was so cash. I met my best friend first day moved in because he got two cans and was like hey dude do you want this one, and that was that.

    I have always wanted to try the string on a quarter trick, I'm guessing it doesn't really work though

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