NFL Week 2: An 87% chance...

[Demosthenes11]

my observations and assumptions were almost all completely wrong except for the cowboys being the cowboys and jones running up and down the sideline at the end of the game looking like a man trying to find the guy that raped his daughter.

honestly, fuck the cowboys.
also, jahvid is my man

[Chun Liroy]

Cya in a week Deejay.

[Zoolander]

lmao, I'll take that garbage TD for Nicks...needed that.

[Chun Liroy]

Why the fuck do I jinx myself all the fucking time. Why can't you just run out the clock right Colts ffs.

[Tyche]

257 total yards lol.

[tyven]

ahahaha giants have 265 total yards. deejay survives!

[tyven]

FUCK OFF TYCHE

[Drex]

trollin trollin trollin

[Chun Liroy]

I had originally said 300 yds, THIS IS SHENANIGANS.

[Tajin]

Pending tomorrow's game, Moss catch was the highlight of this (and last) week.

[Lordender]

Freeny was beasting tonight.

[Tyche]

Posted in the wrong thread, but rumor is that Revis is out for 3-5 weeks with a grade 2 tear. Moss really did a number on that ego I guess.

[Deejay]

Sweet jesus we made 250?

Eli is the man.

[archibaldcrane]

Posted in the wrong thread, but rumor is that Revis is out for 3-5 weeks with a grade 2 tear. Moss really did a number on that ego I guess.

Torn labia?

[*Shinzon*]

Deep down inside I'm sure Revis is overjoyed at the fact that he got his guaranteed money, and can laugh at how bad their D is gonna be without him to cover for the blitz.

[Kyo]

0-3 going into the bye week, gunna feel good man.

[Plow]

I'm fucking losing it, I'm going to cry. Revis goes strait for the hammy one moss makes him look like a bitch.

That Moss guy is so good, someone should name their handle after him

Moss better get paid. Really not looking forward to having a bunch of rookies next year with the 3500 draft picks we have.

I hope his feelers are soo god damned smashed that he stays out. Oh god please let them put Cromartie on Moss.

HAY GUSY WUTZ GOIN ON IN DIS TRED?

[Celeras]

Posted in the wrong thread, but rumor is that Revis is out for 3-5 weeks with a grade 2 tear.

Lucky for us that our next 2 games are against the #28 and #32 passing teams in the league, and would not require his services anyway. Phew!

And he's probably going to be day-to-day, so heres to hoping he just sits so this shit doesn't nag him all season. Need him right for the Packers after the bye.

[Deejay]

Yeah Brandon marshall sucks, WHO NEEDS REVIS

[Diamicles]

gaddam it feels nice to see EVERYONE pick the lolCowboys against Chicago. Chi gonna be hard to be at as long as they take care of the ball, just like on Sunday.