NFL Week 2: An 87% chance...

[Plow]

Oh god please let them put Cromartie on Moss.

requoted and vajrified for teh lulz

[Headspace]

Baltimore at Cincinnati (+2.5) - Yes Headspace, you are reading this correctly. After beating Baltimore twice last season and after Baltimore has a rather poor sowing in a win last week, they have managed to be a road favorite against the team that swept the division just one year ago. How? Simply put...revenge. Both teams have improved on offense, but Cinci didn't look like their defense of yesteryear last week. The Ravens looked like classic Ravens. The second playoff team from last year starts 0-2 as Baltimore covers.

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http://media.funlol.com/content/img/...t-even-mad.jpg

[Cephius]

It's cool Tom Brady just ran into the Cromartie Continent

[tyven]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/...t-even-mad.jpg

10/10

[Valisk]

Baltimore at Cincinnati

http://www.bluegartr.com/customavata...ar31888_13.gif

[Valisk]

gaddam it feels nice to see EVERYONE pick the lolCowboys against Chicago. Chi gonna be hard to be at as long as they take care of the ball, just like on Sunday.

Who wouldn't have? I'm sure almost everyone picked the Patriots over the Jets expect for Jets "fans". Chicago 2-0. Woodworks, bandwagon, Superbowl etc.

[Headspace]

Who wouldn't have? I'm sure almost everyone picked the Patriots over the Jets expect for Jets "fans". Chicago 2-0. Woodworks, bandwagon, Superbowl etc.

13% nigga

[Chun Liroy]

Brandon Jacobs is a poor man's Marion Barber.

Yeah, I said it.

Hmmm....

Anyways... Reports are Jacobs is requesting a trade. Hope Bradshaw can handle the load.

[Diamicles]

Who wouldn't have? I'm sure almost everyone picked the Patriots over the Jets expect for Jets "fans". Chicago 2-0. Woodworks, bandwagon, Superbowl etc.

I'm about as far from a bandwagon bears fan as you can get. See my two Chicago related 'bold predictions' for this season.

hold on, let me find them.

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/981...=1#post4083547

1. Bengals will be the favorite to win the AFC by week 9.
2. Lovie Smith won't be the first coach fired this year.
3. Chiefs will be a wild card, winning week 17 vs. the Raiders for that playoff spot.
4. Cutler cuts down on INTs and the Chicago offense carries the team through the season.
5. Favre doesn't retire, even though he doesn't get his job back after missing a month due to ankle injury

homer maybe, bandwagon jumper, never

[Cephius]

If someone is dumb enough to trade any kind of draft pick for Jacobs I do that in a New York minute. Turning a horrible player/contract into a pick? That would automatically make this season a victory. Bradshaw has already been shouldering the load since 2007, you can do a lot worse than him and Ware.

[tyven]

jacobs should trade himself to fullback

[Chun Liroy]

He wouldn't even be able to make the Lions Roster.

[Demosthenes11]

He wouldn't even be able to make the Lions Roster.

well to be fair, the lions only have the best

*rimshot*

[Headspace]

well to be fair, the lions only have the best

*rimshot*

Used that pun 2 pages ago.

[Demosthenes11]

i figured 3 times is appropriate considering the 3 TD day

[Gadritan]

After coming on in relief of Matt Moore in each of the first two games of the season, Jimmy Clausen is the Carolina Panthers' starting quarterback.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...thers-starter/

HAPPY GAD IS HAPPY.

[Akiyama]

Dude's gonna get crushed.

and I can't wait.

[Chun Liroy]

^cosigned.

[Byrd]

I like this comment from that link:

This move will allow them to have their best shot at getting Bill Cowher as their new head coach in 2011

[Abandon]

I find this funny. Good luck kid.