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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    How to become a better drinker

    So I decided to try something new in college; Rugby. As anyone who knows anything about Rugby knows that the players are notorious drinkers. I can hold my liquor fine... at pace. It's just that when I have to chug beers I usually puke after 3 or 4. My question to you BG is how can I fix this and drink with the best of them.

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    okay guy I guess
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    So I decided to try something new in college; Baseball. As anyone who knows anything about Baseball knows that the players are notorious steroid abusers. I can juice fine... at pace. It's just that when I have to bulk up fast I usually go into a murderous rage. My question to you BG is how can I fix this and juice with the best of them.

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    I've been dieting for 6 whole days, why am I not skinny already??!?

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    Hey guys, I've been gettin slizzard sippin sizzurp in my ride... but how come I'm still not feelin' fly like a G6?

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    Atheist Douchebag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    So I decided to try something new in college; Rugby. As anyone who knows anything about Rugby knows that the players are notorious drinkers. I can hold my liquor fine... at pace. It's just that when I have to chug beers I usually puke after 3 or 4. My question to you BG is how can I fix this and drink with the best of them.
    Drink more beer. That's the only possible thing that will help.


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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Stop aging. It only gets worse as you get older.

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    Fill your stomach with carbs and go puke when no one is looking.

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    Smoke weed while you drink, works for me.

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    the whitest knight u' know
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    So I decided to try something new in college; deep throating. As anyone who knows anything about deep throating knows that the players are notorious cock suckers. I can hold my blowjobs fine... at pace. It's just that when I have to chug wiener I usually puke after 3 or 4". My question to you BG is how can I fix this and deep throat with the best of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivaden View Post
    Smoke weed while you drink, works for me.
    This all the way.

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    Even if it fails, you'll have more fun.

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    increased tolerance is a hallmark of addiction, good luck!

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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    Don't even remember making this thread. Lovely.

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    maybe you should cut down on the rugby then

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeguy View Post
    Hey guys, I've been gettin slizzard sippin sizzurp in my ride... but how come I'm still not feelin' fly like a G6?
    Approved

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    The Anti Miz
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    rush a frat, they will whip you into drinking shape

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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    rush a frat, they will whip you into drinking shape
    Rushing Sigma Pi.

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    The Anti Miz
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    HOLD UP BRO

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeguy View Post
    Hey guys, I've been gettin slizzard sippin sizzurp in my ride... but how come I'm still not feelin' fly like a G6?
    I also this

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    The Anti Miz
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    i hope you are cereal, i was sigma pi at radford university, theta lambda chapter nigga

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