How to become a better drinker

**tyven** · 2010-09-20 09:52

i feel liek you are not cereal and are just making fun of me because i have mentioned it in other threads. you are a jerk

**Milkster** · 2010-09-20 10:36

I am super cereal. I would not mess with you sir.

**tyven** · 2010-09-20 10:37

WHAT CHAPTER ASSHOLE?

**Milkster** · 2010-09-20 10:47

Gamma Omega Wayne State, I'm still a lowly pledge.

**Conrad** · 2010-09-20 10:57

being gay will be good if you're pledging, it's like you've already taken the first step towards being a respectable frat boy

**Conrad** · 2010-09-20 10:57

because sodomy

**Ruiner** · 2010-09-20 11:01

Drink more. Immediately though, drinking on a full stomach will help you hold your liquor better. Also, be hydrated.

**Deejay** · 2010-09-20 11:12

Originally Posted by Skirkle

being gay will be good if you're pledging, it's like you've already taken the first step towards being a respectable frat boy

lol I was waiting for it.

**tyven** · 2010-09-20 11:23

Originally Posted by Milkster

Gamma Omega Wayne State, I'm still a lowly pledge.

this is so exciting.

**liggy 0** · 2010-09-20 13:26

high altitude drinking(ram's piss)

**Tellahh** · 2010-09-20 13:49

Originally Posted by liggy 0

high altitude drinking(ram's piss)

'Cause if you can drink ram's piss, fuck it you can pretty much drink anything.

Srsly, get a beer bong and start drinking faster and bigger quantities, should get your tolerance up for beer pretty quickly (and do some serious damage to your liver mind you haha). Someone mentioned smoking weed but if I get too faded then get baked I get the spins rarely.. that shit sucks x.x. Smoking a little would probably help nullify the nausea you'd feel though.

**ZarakiKujata** · 2010-09-20 13:58

So I decided to try something new in college; cannibalism. As anyone who knows anything about cannibalism knows that cannibals are notorious carnivores. I can hold my meat fine... at pace. It's just that when I have to eat fat people I usually puke after 3 or 4. My question to you BG is how can I fix this and drink with the best of them.

**archibaldcrane** · 2010-09-20 14:01

Frats allow the gays these days?

**Jonny** · 2010-09-20 14:07

yeah and now there are gay frats.

**Yuri-G** · 2010-09-20 14:53

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Stop aging. It only gets worse as you get older.

this. hangovers grow by an average of an hour per year. by the time you're 40, you'll be drinking a six-pack and puking for two days.

it fucking sucks, as do most things about getting older past age 25.

**archibaldcrane** · 2010-09-20 16:15

? I'm 30 and don't feel like my hangovers are any worse now than when I was 23.

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**Phey** · 2010-09-20 17:08

Being a heavyweight drinker I find that I rarely get hangovers now. Drinking beer is like drinking water to me. All you have to do is drink heavy on a consistent basis. Like me for example I drink Tuesday-Saturday taking two days off per week and I average at least 15 drinks per night I drink.

**ikariiiii** · 2010-09-20 17:09

make up an excuse like your friend died from drinking too much and thus, you must respectfully decline the 5th round of beers

***Blarg*** · 2010-09-20 17:53

If you don't like to lie then you can just secretly kill your friend with alcohol poisoning and use it as a real excuse.

**Yuri-G** · 2010-09-20 17:57

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

? I'm 30 and don't feel like my hangovers are any worse now than when I was 23.

I dunno about anyone else, but most people I know feel it more and more the older they get

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