2010-2011 NHL Season Thread

[isladar]

Oh god this is too funny. Kyle Wellwood, the canucks chubby third liner went to the KHL this year but played like shit (big surprise). He leaves the team and comes back to try getting in the NHL. St Louis which is desperate for forwards that aren't injured sign him for 650k only to have him snapped up on waivers by San Jose. What a fucking year for that guy.

Thank god he's in the news, more excuses for DGB to make Kyle Wellwood is fat jokes.

[Palin]

Plan the parade boys. Eager and Wellwood will surely put Sharks over the edge to win the Cup.

[Thoronas]

Yeah San Jose has looked really unmotivated lately and if it's one thing Wellwood is known for it's his passion for the game...

[Melena]

He punches things, decent forechecker, doesn't cost a lot of money. Bad news is, he's well onto the disciplinary committee's radar, he throws another sucker punch and he'll be suspended for at least 8 games.

If he saves it for Pronger, i'm sure the collective SJ Shark fans will happily chip in for the fine lol.

[Anton]

Vancouver is a fuckin' gorgeous city. Do head up to Whistler on 99 (Sea-To-Sky Highway), gorgeous drive any day of the year. You can ski pretty much all year round, the glaciers don't thaw.

Robson Square was the heart of the celebrations during the olympics.

If 'greenery' is more your style, head into Gastown on the corner of Hastings, Cambie, and Homer. There's the BC marijuana party HQ, flanked by Mark Emery's head shop and a cafe. You'll have to bring your own, but you can rent a Volcano inside, chill on plush leather couches, watch tv on the flatscreens, or check out the assembled history of pot in the news, starting from the earliest recorded to modern times.

Get a Japadog when you're down there, most legendary hot dog on the planet.

I thought Wellwood was a rising talent, he had good hands when he played in Toronto. Guess not lol

[Thoronas]

Vancouver is a fuckin' gorgeous city. Do head up to Whistler on 99 (Sea-To-Sky Highway), gorgeous drive any day of the year. You can ski pretty much all year round, the glaciers don't thaw.

Robson Square was the heart of the celebrations during the olympics.

If 'greenery' is more your style, head into Gastown on the corner of Hastings, Cambie, and Homer. There's the BC marijuana party HQ, flanked by Mark Emery's head shop and a cafe. You'll have to bring your own, but you can rent a Volcano inside, chill on plush leather couches, watch tv on the flatscreens, or check out the assembled history of pot in the news, starting from the earliest recorded to modern times.

Get a Japadog when you're down there, most legendary hot dog on the planet.

I thought Wellwood was a rising talent, he had good hands when he played in Toronto. Guess not lol

While all of this is true I wouldn't recommend the Whistler glacier in October, shit is terrible. And if it's greenery you need, lemme know.

Japadog is the shit though, love it. I've seen wedding parties waiting for Japadog before, shits hilarious.

Wellwood has all the talent in the world but he doesn't bring that often enough. Very inconsistent player.

[Ivaden]

Fuck you all for talking about Vancouver well after I decided not to go to VFS.

Still going to visit there someday though, it's closer than Amsterdam.

[Thoronas]

Fuck you all for talking about Vancouver well after I decided not to go to VFS.

Still going to visit there someday though, it's closer than Amsterdam.

You passed on VFS? Good for you.

[Alderaan]

Staal on the board with another goal. And fucking Geno misses on another breakaway after stealing the puck.

1-0

[Ishido]

Second time St. Louis has tried to bring in a forward from Europe only to have them poached on re-entry wavers, hahaha that team is getting hosed.

In other news just got home and Wings losing 2-0, nothing surprising but a win would be nice.

[bluefan]

Habs up by one but are going down like flies....at this rate, their line up will be half gone by the third lol.

[Ishido]

How did Letang not bury that. Takes a penalty (should have been a penalty shot) 30 seconds later.

[Ishido]

Kronwall you are bad and not helping Lidstrom's +/-.

e: Nice to get a goal, but going down by 2 again hurts a lot instead of going into the 3rd 1-2.

[Bregor]

MoJo90 is playing really well again, he and Backstrom are going to be the answer at center for a long, long time.

Getting a point in Philly is always good but fuck if I hate how tense overtime and shootouts are.

E: Welp, that didn't last long.

[bluefan]

Habs did good tonight while losing 3 guys. Happy with the single.

[Anton]

Van vs Col going to the wire, last good game of the night on atdhe

Edit: 3-3 starting up OT

EditEdit: Jones pots a rebound on a sprawled Luongo and the Avs take it 4-3 in OT. Nice little comeback, it's the only time they've led all game.

[Thoronas]

Canucks seem intent on raising my blood pressure and killing my fantasy goalie stats. Mercy me do I need to ditch Raymond. Lots of Canuck players in goal scoring slumps, kinda brutal but to be expected when you put your 5 best players on the top PP unit and then let them play it out for the first 1:15 of every PP. Does great for team PP % but the rest of the team can't score a goal and half of them seem to now be stuck in mental prisons.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...on_emotion.jpg

[Izzy]

Habs did good tonight while losing 3 guys. Happy with the single.

Thought it was a good game, minus Gomez acting like a big fat vagina at the end.

[Palin]

Thank you St Louis and Nashville.

[Anton]

A great military mind, the Blue Jacket lives to fight and he has the power of mediumship to communicate with the Union Civil War Generals that he idolizes. In battle, he relies on his heart and intelligence and not on modern technology. The Blue Jacket is entirely cased in a metal suit of armor that houses a devastating array of weaponry.

For weaponry, he has an armada of 1857 Napoleon Cannons strapped all over his body. The cannons on his wrists, shoulders and thighs fire cannon balls loaded with explosives. At his side hangs the state flag of Ohio made of astral plasma. He has the ability to cocoon his victim with the flag, giving the illusion the victim has disappeared when in reality, the victim is temporarily suspended in time.

http://cdn.nhl.com/images/upload/201...Bluejacket.jpg

...Lol.


Cant wait to see The Maple Leaf. What's his special powers? Able to dismantle a team faster than the eye can see? Can time travel exactly 43 years into the past? Can prepare a mean assortment of breakfast confections?