2010-2011 NHL Season Thread

[Richybear]

You forgot the NHL doesn't want a team in Hamilton or Winnipeg.



... mostly because if they get a team, Toronto might want one too! zing!

[Bregor]

Have you not met Canadian hockey fans before? We're quite the persecuted bunch.

The refs are out to get the Canucks.
No players want to play in Edmonton.
The league doesn't want a Canadian team to win the cup.
What have I missed?

Calgary's GM is a double-agent, sabotaging them from the inside.

[Chips]

You forgot the NHL doesn't want a team in Hamilton or Winnipeg.



... mostly because if they get a team, Toronto might want one too! zing!

I will reserve judgment on this statement until 20 more games in the season have been played.

[Thoronas]

Some of these are great, keep em coming. I'm trying to think if there are any conspiracies involving Ottawa but then I realized no one gives a shit about the Senators.

[Sepukku]

Have you not met Canadian hockey fans before? We're quite the persecuted bunch.

The refs are out to get the Canucks.
No players want to play in Edmonton.
The league doesn't want a Canadian team to win the cup.
What have I missed?

95% of Canadian hockey fans are the most feeble-minded malnourished egotistical pieces of shit when it comes to hockey and hockey knowledge. They think their team is THE shit when Canadian hockey teams as of late, save the canucks, have BEEN shit. Edmonton OMFG WERE GONNA WIN IT ALL. Calgary OMFG WERE GONNA WIN IT ALL. Montreal OMFG WERE GONNA WIN IT ALL. Ottawa OMFG WE HAVE NO FANS. Toronto OMFG WERE GONNA WIN IT ALL *DESPITE* BRIAN BURKE, THAT DUMB FAGGLE AMERICAN KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HOCKEY AND HE TRADES AWAY OUR DRAFT PICKS - BUT WAIT, KESSEL SCORES!!!! OMFG I LOVE KESSEL, I JUST WANNA SINK MY FOUR INCH DICK INTO HIS TIGHT PALE RECTUM.

And this weird fucking obsession with always having Canadian players on your team.
OMG WE WANT VINNY LECALVIER EVEN THOUGH HES OLD NEWS.

OMFG CALGARY GOT ITS HOMETOWN HERO BOUWEMEESTER!!!!!!! (big congrats on that one, his what? 12 points? sure helped you make the playoffs)

Canadian hockey fans are just stupid and have a horrible sense of self-entitlement. And they bitch and whine and cheat and quit on NHL11. If I'm getting glitch-goaled on NHL11 Ultimate Team online, chances are its someone with a Habs/Leafs logo+jersey with Habs/Leafs on their team.

FYI: Hockey may have orginated in Canada, but the first professional hockey game ever played was in Pittsburgh.

[Anton]

You think we're like that by choice? Leaf fans have had to suffer through 43 years of trash. There are people who have lived and died and never seen the leafs win a cup. The hopeless, unadulterated, foolish, lemmingist cult following surrounding Canadian hockey teams is actually a nervous cerebral twitch, a defense mechanism to prevent the brain from a complete breakdown into a sea of endless despair.

And who the fuck actually gives two shits about pittsburg

[Vaspinne]

Calgary's GM is a double-agent, sabotaging them from the inside.

I'm starting to believe this, considering we picked up ANOTHER young d-man. We have enough defensivemen to make a full 21 man roster +_+

[Ivaden]

And they bitch and whine and cheat and quit on NHL11. If I'm getting glitch-goaled on NHL11 Ultimate Team online, chances are its someone with a Habs/Leafs logo+jersey with Habs/Leafs on their team.

Truth. In 09 and 10, my hockey club would just quit out if we played a team that had QC in their name, QC in their gamertags, or if they wore Habs jerseys. Just wasn't worth it because they were all cheating cunts.

[Callisto]

I bet once we win the cup, people won't watch the leafs anymore.

I fully agree with this quote, but only because by the time they actually win one both TV and eyeballs will have been obsoleted by new space-age technology and the game will be played on laser-ice with laser-sticks and laser-pucks and laser-skates

[Richybear]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q...ouwmeester.jpg

Last I checked, Calgary and Edmonton were the same place too.
Troll harder, dipshit

[Chips]

95% of Canadian hockey fans are the most feeble-minded malnourished egotistical pieces of shit when it comes to hockey and hockey knowledge. They think their team is THE shit when Canadian hockey teams as of late, save the canucks, have BEEN shit. Edmonton OMFG WERE GONNA WIN IT ALL. Calgary OMFG WERE GONNA WIN IT ALL. Montreal OMFG WERE GONNA WIN IT ALL. Ottawa OMFG WE HAVE NO FANS. Toronto OMFG WERE GONNA WIN IT ALL *DESPITE* BRIAN BURKE, THAT DUMB FAGGLE AMERICAN KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HOCKEY AND HE TRADES AWAY OUR DRAFT PICKS - BUT WAIT, KESSEL SCORES!!!! OMFG I LOVE KESSEL, I JUST WANNA SINK MY FOUR INCH DICK INTO HIS TIGHT PALE RECTUM.

And this weird fucking obsession with always having Canadian players on your team.
OMG WE WANT VINNY LECALVIER EVEN THOUGH HES OLD NEWS.

OMFG CALGARY GOT ITS HOMETOWN HERO BOUWEMEESTER!!!!!!! (big congrats on that one, his what? 12 points? sure helped you make the playoffs)

Canadian hockey fans are just stupid and have a horrible sense of self-entitlement. And they bitch and whine and cheat and quit on NHL11. If I'm getting glitch-goaled on NHL11 Ultimate Team online, chances are its someone with a Habs/Leafs logo+jersey with Habs/Leafs on their team.

FYI: Hockey may have orginated in Canada, but the first professional hockey game ever played was in Pittsburgh.

It's too bad every team in the NHL is Canadian. ... except for Washington, they're communists.

[Sepukku]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q...ouwmeester.jpg

Last I checked, Calgary and Edmonton were the same place too.
Troll harder, dipshit

Alberta = Alberta, retard.

[Thoronas]

weak comeback is weak

[Ishido]

It's too bad every team in the NHL is Canadian. ... except for Washington, they're communists.

If you mean majority Canadian.. wrrrrrrroooong.

[Sepukku]

Alberta = Alberta, geeze. Fucking frozen wasteland that contributes nothing to society 1500 miles away from me, what am I, a geographer? All I remember is reading how JB was so happy to be able to be "back home" and drive his pick up to work from home and out of the Florida fanless atmosphere.

[Palin]

Anderson for Luongo trade huh.

[Deader2818]

Thats like saying Philly and Pittsburgh is the same because they are both in Pennsylvania.

[Chips]

If you mean majority Canadian.. wrrrrrrroooong.

If by wrong, you mean "Has the most talented" and "The NHL would be worse than the KHL", you're right!

[Anton]

Alberta = Alberta, geeze. Fucking frozen wasteland that contributes nothing to society

LOLOLOLOLOLOL WHERE IS THIS GOING? You can't possibly be serious, because my whoosh-ometer is off the scale...

[friedfunk]

Been out east for the last week, what the hell at games starting at 730pm and west coast games starting at 1030pm.... dammit I want to watch my 6 hours of hockey + sportscenter + call it a night at 1130, can't wait to get back...