When the rapture comes who will save the animals?

[Antithesis]

Apparently the atheists:

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 24 states. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

We currently cover the following states:
Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama and Ohio.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ]

Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

[quannum]

ye olde

[Zetanio]

My friend's dad runs that website.

[Blarg]

this guy I know who posts on bg has a friend whose dad runs that site

[Blarg]

I doubt that

[Blarg]

my name is deerock
http://www.logcabincarving.com/deer%20rock.JPG


please rate this joke from -5 to 0

[Blarg]

AHA! I have tricked you, that isn't me at all!!!

this is me you dummy
http://rememberrocks.com/library/ClockPictures011.jpg

[Blarg]

yes it is me, and if you so much as touch my family I will eat grass and run after you
http://farmhousefive.com/store/image...Deer_Clock.jpg

[Blarg]

AHA! tricked again! I am not a clock but a derock
this is me

http://www.bluegartr.com/signaturepi...pic38697_6.gif

[Blarg]

oh, and if a clock cant eat grass then explain these 2 pictures
http://www.elmhurst.edu/library/lear...ment/clock.jpg
http://images.free-extras.com/pics/g/grass-603.jpg
how is that even possible if you are telling the truth

[Blarg]

No.. that's me.. but if you're me and I'm you.. then that means the gun is in my hand.

if the gun is in your hand then how do you explain this gun right here, trained at your head

http://usera.imagecave.com/ar_joef/DeerGun1.jpg

I bet you can't even see me, the deer, in this picture because I am trained in dying and camouflage

[Faris]

how about a dearcock in both yo faces, omg stfu

[Conrad]

The Rapture will only occur when the messiah finally comes to Earth and all the Jews convert to Christianity, so as long as I refuse to ever become a Christian the world can't end

[Blarg]

AHA! that is just my secretive outer costume that you have there

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/u.../squirrel1.jpg

I strategically shed that skin and have crept my supple nude body up behind you, gun trained at your head

http://www.arxvaldex.com/shop/images/naked%20gun.jpg

[Qalbert]

http://www.bluegartr.com/customavata...tar38697_4.gif

[Antithesis]

The Rapture will only occur when the messiah finally comes to Earth and all the Jews convert to Christianity, so as long as I refuse to ever become a Christian the world can't end

What if you die?

[Howie Roary]

I wanna know how many suckers paid for it

[Antithesis]

I wanna know how many suckers paid for it

They already have 300+ people subscribed to their plan.