NFL Week 3: Mundane mediocre matchups (eh, save a few)

[Tyche]

Save, like, three games on the week, this week is filled with some pretty mediocre matchups. Let's break em down...

ATS: 15-14-1

Tennessee at NY Giants (-3) - Interesting game between two teams who, in two weeks, seemed like different teams. In week 2, the G-men had a defensive meltdown, and Tennessee melted down because of Pitt's defense. I don't think either team is going to look as bad as they did last week, nor as good as the week prior. I think I would probably like Tennessee in the game if it were anywhere else outside of the New Meadowlands, however, it's not. I'll take NYG to cover.

Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay (+2.5) - How bad is a 2-0 Tampa team? Well, bad enough to be underdogs to a team that is starting their 17th string QB. I believe I said a looooooong time ago back in the preseason thread that I thought that Pitt would have the league's best defense this year. I was promptly laughed at. Who's laughing now fuckers? Pitt to cover easily.

Cincinnati at Carolina (+3) - Cinci is 1-1, and another team who turned a complete 180 in their second game. After getting destroyed by the Patriots, the team decided to play defense and make Joe Flacco look like a JV QB. What the hell are they going to do to Pickle? Unfortunately for headspace, for the first time this season, I'm going to pick Cinci to win and cover. I guess that means they lose. Cinci -3.

Cleveland at Baltimore (-10.5) - Baltimore has made lethargy look exciting on offense. It's sad. Flacco just can't seem to get adjusted to his new weapons on offense, despite the defense playing very well. This is a great game to bounce back and assert themselves as contenders in the division. It also provides a great chance for Flacco to hit his stride. Still, 10.5 points is a big number for a team that has shown an inability to score points. I'll take Baltimore to win, and Cleveland +10.5.

Dallas at Houston (-2.5) - Ah, the first of a few not-so-mediocre games slated. Dallas, down 0-2 and last in the division, with superbowl hopes, are going against possibly the hottest team in the NFL right now. Houston did what Dallas couldn't do last week, and that's go into Washington and pull out a close win. Still, Dallas' desperation is an intriguing factor in this game. I really don't know if Houston is going to match the Dallas intensity in this game. Houston loses their first game.

San Francisco at Kansas City (+3) - As predicted by me, San Francisco covered the spread last week against the Saints. Alex Smith gained a lot of confidence in himself while against a very aggressive NO defense. The only worry I have about San Fran is their constant need of Frank Gore. I can't imagine him getting through 16 games with the workload that he's had. He literally had to take himself out of the game last week during a redzone score. Regardless, after everyone started hopping off the niners bandwagon, I stayed on. I will continue to stay on, as in that putrid division, 8 wins should lay claim to the championship. Niners to cover.

Detroit at Minnesota (-11) - I almost feel terrible for Detroit. They've played two teams very very close, only to come out on the short end. Without Stafford, I don't know if this team has the confidence it once had. I really like Detroit, and I think they;'re showing improvements, but now they're facing a desperate Minnesota team looking to right the ship. Minnesota wins here and covers the huge number.

Buffalo at New England (-14.5) - Well, eh, I thought Buffalo had a good secondary, guess I was wrong. The greatest QB ever to play the position just ripped them apart last week. I can't imagine that Tom Brady would have much of a problem either. With that said, we're looking at a 14.5 point spread in an AFC East game, and those kind of beatdowns just don't happen too often. I love the Patsies in this game, but maybe by 10. Maybe Fitz get's the offense moving a bit.

Atlanta at New Orleans (-3.5) - Wow, the defending superbowl champs only a 3.5 point favorite at home. Here's how good the Pitt defense is...Atlanta comes into the first week, healthy, and put up a measly 9 points. They then go into week 2, lose their RB, and put up 41. I think Atlanta is a very good team, but I don't know how good. Turner should be healthy (correct me if I'm wrong), but I can't see New Orleans losing this home game. New Orleans to win and cover.

Washington at St. Louis (+3.5) - Like Detroit, St. Louis has been surprisingly competitive in their outings. Bradford has looked pretty damn good and up to speed for a rookie QB two games into the season. I really see St. Louis headed in the right direction if they can finally knock that injury bug. St. Louis and Bradford get their first NFL win at home.

Philadelphia at Jacksonville (+2.5) - Vick has been just beasting it out on the field over the past couple of weeks. Despite not starting a game, Vick has became on of the NFLs most efficient passers, and become the 2nd (or 3rd depending on system) best fantasy QB through two weeks. As Reid said, Vick is playing out of his mind. Now, with JAX benching a starting corner in their first game, their already weak ass secondary gets weaker. Vick should really light this team up and carry Philly to a huge win.

Oakland at Arizona (-4.5) I haven't jumped off the Oakland bandwagon yet. Yeah, they've played like trash and they've benched the QB whom they had deemed as their savior, and yeah, Nnamdi is hurt....Oh, what the hell am I still doing on this bandwagon. Arizona wins and covers in this game.

San Diego at Seattle (+5.5) For whatever reason, I really like Seattle. I have no real justification for such love, but I really think they're going to have a good season. Yeah, they got lambasted last week, and they'll probably get lambasted this week. Still, though, it's a weak division and anything can happen. San Diego destroyed Jacksonville last week, but I wonder how much the VJAX/Lord of no rings drama is effecting them. I'm going to take San Diego to win this game, but I like Seattle and the points.

Indianapolis at Denver (+5.5) - If you recall the last time these two played, Marshall lit up the Colts for 20(something?) catches, breaking an NFL record. They don't have Marshall anymore, but Demarius Thomas looked really damned good in his debut last week. He's not Marshall (yet), but he looks like he can help that offense. Regardless, the Colts aren't going to lose again for a little while, so Colts -5.5.

NY Jets at Miami (-2) - Ah, the game of the week in my completely unbiased opinion. So, what's the breakdown here? Revis is been declared out and won't travel with the team (although Rex can still declare him eligible). Calvin Pace, he is also likely out. Kris Jenkins, out with yet another torn ACL. Miami looks to possibly be returning Channing walked over tougher guys on the way to a fight Crowder, and possibly Ikaika Alama-Francis. The offense has looked pretty lackluster for Miami, however, some stats to chew on...Henne has a 68% completion percentage with 3TDs and 0INTs against the Jets last year. He's been very very good against them. Intangibles: Miami is playing in their Orange jerseys again. This is only the fourth game they've worn these uni's and they're 3-0. Also, the Marlins in-field dirt will be covered for the game. Henne beats the Jets and Vontae Davis crushes Edwards dreams worse than the NYPD.

Also, my new Vontae knockoff came in today. Looks great


And lastly


MON, SEP 27

Green Bay at Chicago (+3) - Chicago has been playing phenomenally. Cutler, under Martz, has looked nothing short of spectacular against two pretty shitty teams. Now they get a very good Green Bay defense and a great Green Bay offense. Green Bay may be the most balance team in the NFL, and I don't think there's much that Chicago is going to be able to do to stop it. Green Bay to win and cover.

[Akiyama]

22-10 straight up.

Tennessee at NY Giants
Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay
Cincinnati at Carolina
Cleveland at Baltimore
Dallas at Houston
San Francisco at Kansas City
Detroit at Minnesota
Buffalo at New England
Atlanta at New Orleans
Washington at St. Louis
Philadelphia at Jacksonville
Oakland at Arizona
San Diego at Seattle
Indianapolis at Denver
NY Jets at Miami

MON, SEP 27
Green Bay at Chicago

[Zoolander]

Record: 21-11 straight up.

Tennessee @ NY Giants
Pittsburgh @ Tampa Bay - Initially had Pitt and realized I didn't go out on a limb on any of my picks. Need an upset somewhere, and think this is entirely possible with FL heat and Charlie Batch starting.
Cincinnati @ Carolina
Cleveland @ Baltimore
Dallas @ Houston
San Fransisco @ Kansas City
Detroit @ Minnesota
Buffalo @ New England
Atlanta @ New Orleans
Washington @ St. Louis
Philly @ Jacksonville
Oakland @ Arizona
San Diego @ Seattle
Indy @ Denver
Jets @ Miami
Green Bay @ Chicago

[Moss]

Solid reasoning once again Mr. Tyche.

Hoping this week marks the end of the Saints lucky streak and they get beat the fuck down.

[archibaldcrane]

Tappingtalks doesn't show bold text so I am sad.

Also, every prediction for the Monday night game should include a prediction for how many times Clay Matthews sacks Jay Cutler and who takes his starting job when he's knocked out for the indefinite future.

Yes, I'm testing your football knowledge. Name a Bears backup QB. Good luck.


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[Chun Liroy]

Tennessee @ NY Giants
Pittsburgh @ Tampa Bay
Cincinnati @ Carolina
Cleveland @ Baltimore
Dallas @ Houston
San Fransisco @ Kansas City
Detroit @ Minnesota
Buffalo @ New England
Atlanta @ New Orleans
Washington @ St. Louis - upset pick
Philly @ Jacksonville
Oakland @ Arizona
San Diego @ Seattle
Indy @ Denver
Jets @ Miami
Green Bay @ Chicago - Mathews doesn't get a sack.

[Moss]

Tappingtalks doesn't show bold text so I am sad.

Also, every prediction for the Monday night game should include a prediction for how many times Clay Matthews sacks Jay Cutler and who takes his starting job when he's knocked out for the indefinite future.

Yes, I'm testing your football knowledge. Name a Bears backup QB. Good luck.


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erm... Jim Druckenmiller?

[Chun Liroy]

Kyle Orton duh.

[Rhinox]

Without Ryan Grant to compliment Rodgers this game isn't going to be as one sided as everyone thinks.

I'll name you the Bears Backup QB if you can name me the Packers RB.

oh and Btw Clay Mathews will be shutout monday.

[Moss]

I don't think it will matter, Pack should be able to throw all day. I'm hoping for a shootout.

[Akiyama]

Without Ryan Grant to compliment Rodgers this game isn't going to be as one sided as everyone thinks.

I'll name you the Bears Backup QB if you can name me the Packers RB.

oh and Btw Clay Mathews will be shutout monday.

Oh.. did the Bears O-line suddenly get better? lol

[Tanthalass]

Tennessee at NY Giants - Probably the best matchup of the weekend in all honesty. Two teams that may or may not be playoff bound.
Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay - Fuck Pitt and all of the bullshit associated with that team. 3 defensive players body slam a QB with no call, while my team gets flagged for 100% textbook hits. Still think they're the dirtiest team in the NFL. Fuck them.
Cincinnati at Carolina
Cleveland at Baltimore - Dear god do we need this game. Flacco didn't look bad against the Jets at all imo. He looked awesome on 3rd down, and didn't have the ball most of the time on 1st or 2nd. 248 yards vs the Jets, closest anyone got to 250 (Brady got as close etc.) Terrible playcalling, terrible throwing, and terrible officiating for my birds last week. I'll take them to cover too. Hopefully by a lot.
Dallas at Houston - Lol. Dallas couldn't beat worse teams then Houston.
San Francisco at Kansas City
Detroit at Minnesota - Minnesota to start getting in their rhythm as they stomp all over Detroit.
Buffalo at New England
Atlanta at New Orleans - I'm really tempted to pick Atlanta here, but I just don't think they'll pull it off. I really like them this year though.
Washington at St. Louis
Philadelphia at Jacksonville
Oakland at Arizona
San Diego at Seattle
Indianapolis at Denver
NY Jets at Miami

MON, SEP 27
Green Bay at Chicago

[tyven]

Without Ryan Grant to compliment Rodgers this game isn't going to be as one sided as everyone thinks.

I'll name you the Bears Backup QB if you can name me the Packers RB.

oh and Btw Clay Mathews will be shutout monday.

come on bro clay gonna get in that ass om nom nom. also brandon jackson, john kuhn, james johnson.

[Headspace]

back ups for a reason

[Rhinox]

Oh.. did the Bears O-line suddenly get better? lol

Did you not see the cowboys game?

the O-line being atrocious didn't fucking matter. The cowboys were sending the house and despite a rough start they only had 1 Sack and no turnovers the whole game.

And that was with their Starting LT out of the game and his replacement an Out of position backup.

[Rhinox]

come on bro clay gonna get in that ass om nom nom. also brandon jackson, john kuhn, james johnson.

I can google too bro doesn't change the fact that there is a HUGE drop off from Ryan Grant.

[Diamicles]

FUCK YES EVERYONE KEEP PICKING GREEN BAY

[Mizango]

erm... Jim Druckenmiller?

Man I used to fucking love that guy, I took him to a few probowls back in the older Maddens. Haters gone hate. Thanks for making my day

Kyle Orton duh.

Bitch made nigga.

[Valisk]

Last Week: 11-5
Season: 20-12

Tennessee at NY Giants
Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay
Cincinnati at Carolina
Cleveland at Baltimore
Dallas at Houston
San Francisco at Kansas City
Detroit at Minnesota
Buffalo at New England
Atlanta atNew Orleans
Washington at St. Louis
Philadelphia at Jacksonville
Oakland at Arizona
San Diego at Seattle
Indianapolis at Denver
NY Jets at Miami
Green Bay at Chicago

[Resin]

I don't like all these people jumping in on Miami against the Jets. We're only at -2 at home--I'm still nervous as hell.

Nice jersey, Tyche, what size?