NFL Week 3: Mundane mediocre matchups (eh, save a few)

[tyven]

Ugh, why are we not talking about michael vick?

[tyven]

Vick vs Mcnabb, Legend vs overrated fat guy, future vs the past, athlete vs huddle puker. man i am so excited for this weekend

[Chun Liroy]

Because talking about Vick is like talking about how awesome Denzel is.

[Mizango]

Almost Q, except Vick is indeed awesome.

[Headspace]

Yo Miz, St Louis Cardinals suck holmes.

[Chun Liroy]

Almost Q, except Vick is indeed awesome.

You're almost as funny as Marcicus.

[Mizango]

Yo Miz, St Louis Cardinals suck holmes.

QQ Hate you brah.

You're almost as funny as Marcicus.

That's my dude, I take that as a compliment.

[tyven]

Miz should teach seminars on how to turn anything remotely insulting into some sort of great compliment

[Mizango]

Miz should teach seminars on how to turn anything remotely insulting into some sort of great compliment

'preciate it dunny, our pieces bang glass tables.

[tyven]

my chain also hang down to my dick

[tyven]

i bet mike vick's does too

[Mizango]

Oh im sure of it.

[Gadritan]

Bitches is crazy.

Jaguars' Kassim Osgood pistol-whipped in attack
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Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Kassim Osgood had to leap out a second-floor window late Monday to escape a gun-wielding man who had attacked him and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting in a home in the 2000 block of Fort Caroline Road.

By the time it was over, the armed intruder traded gunfire with the woman after sticking a gun to her head, saying, “What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it’s a good day to die,” misquoting ex-Florida Gator Chris Rainey’s recent text message to a former girlfriend after an arrest, according to a Sheriff’s Office report.

Osgood, a Pro Bowl special teams player in his first season with the Jaguars, had some minor bruises from his escape and being pistol-whipped, the report said. He and coach Jack Del Rio declined to comment Wednesday.

Julian Armond Bartletto, 20, of the 10500 block of Running Oak Court has been arrested on charges of aggravated battery, false imprisonment, armed robbery, burglary and violation of an injunction, police said. He was booked into the Duval County jail ineligible for bond, according to jail records.

Mackenzie Rae Putnal and Osgood, 30, were watching television in a second-floor game room just before 11:15 p.m. when a man walked in with his face covered with a plastic bag and pointed a gun at them. Exclaiming that “I can’t believe you’re with that guy,” he pulled Putnal around the room by her hair and hit her with gun and fists before hitting Osgood in the head with the weapon too, the arrest report said.

The gunman took the woman’s cell phone and tackled her when she tried to flee, holding the gun to her head as well as Osgood’s and also hitting her dog several times. When he ordered the couple to sit on the floor, Putnal escaped down a hall and leaped over the balcony to the floor below, the report said.

The gunman ran after her, so Osgood jammed a chair under the game room door handle and jumped out a window to the lawn below, running to a neighbor’s house to call police. Meanwhile, Bartletto and Putnal confronted each other downstairs with guns. The woman targeted him with her laser sight before both shot at each other and missed.

The gunman fled as Putnal called police but was found at his home and arrested, police said.

Osgood, 6-foot-5 and 225 pounds, caught the game-winning touchdown in the Jaguars' home-opening win against the Denver Broncos. He played seven years for the San Diego Chargers before signing this year with the Jaguars.

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2...arlington-home

[Correction]

a man walked in with his face covered with a plastic bag

“What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it’s a good day to die,” misquoting ex-Florida Gator

The woman targeted him with her laser sight before both shot at each other and missed.

Goddamnit

[Gadritan]

See. If bitches spent more time playing MW2 it would have been BEWM HEADSHOT.

[Mizango]

Goddamnit

lol

[Krandor]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...9/01po.gif&t=1

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[Mizango]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...9/01po.gif&t=1

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You are the fucking man! I was just about to look for that clip on youtube lol.

orz

[Valisk]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...9/01po.gif&t=1

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lololololol

[Headspace]

shit mod being shit