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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    Every guy has this fear lol. The biggest turn off is when you ask her where to go and she says go inside me, ( when you don't have anything on).
    This is why sex with pregnant women is the best. You have absolutely no worries. Go inside, have some fun, keep rocking it til you're soft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    This is why sex with pregnant women is the best. You have absolutely no worries. Go inside, have some fun, keep rocking it til your soft.
    BUT BUT YOU POKE THE BABY INSIDE!!111!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Not packing a baseball bat. But damn, I would shake the guys hand who could actually fit in a finger condom lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Pull out...it's what I did when I wasn't married. I used condoms like, a few times, then yeah, fuck that...
    Pre-cum can get women pregnant too. I've blown loads on a chicks chest and had the "I'm late" text. Not fun. I'd recommend trojans, just don't do stupid shit and try to impress girls with buying magnums when you're really a medium. Not making any assumptions, or jokes just saying it'll keep you out of trouble. Also, bitches liked ribbed condoms, real talk.

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    They have literally thousands of em at Planned Parenthood. I picked up some of those new Trojan Hot and Cold whatevers last time I was there. NY gives buttloads of money to those fuckers. Take advantage.

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    Fuck condoms. Do what Tyche said; pull out.

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    Best method of birth control ever: Don't give her your real name.

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    itt: people who like fucking without condoms who try to tell others because some shit didn't happen to them it won't happen to anyone else

    If your girl doesn't want to use birth control, that's her right and choice. If you don't want to use condoms and want to pull out, that's your choice as long as you deal with the consequences. If none of that is your thing then just don't have sex, then you don't have to worry about shit.

    Pre-come, by the way, has been proven to not contain any sperm unless a) you've already come beforehand within 36 hours or b) you haven't urinated since the last time.

    tl;dr: If you don't want to get a girl pregnant, don't fuck or use a condom. Most people (including myself) that I know like Durex. Cheap, and it doesn't feel as much like a balloon as Trojans do.

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    http://www.amazon.com/OKAMOTO-Crown-...KD8DMM9DH4CXAK

    100 count ultra thin. Heard lots of good things about them too but I've never tried them out because I rawdog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    itt: people who like fucking without condoms who try to tell others because some shit didn't happen to them it won't happen to anyone else

    If your girl doesn't want to use birth control, that's her right and choice. If you don't want to use condoms and want to pull out, that's your choice as long as you deal with the consequences. If none of that is your thing then just don't have sex, then you don't have to worry about shit.

    Pre-come, by the way, has been proven to not contain any sperm unless a) you've already come beforehand within 36 hours or b) you haven't urinated since the last time.

    tl;dr: If you don't want to get a girl pregnant, don't fuck or use a condom. Most people (including myself) that I know like Durex. Cheap, and it doesn't feel as much like a balloon as Trojans do.
    got me bro :\

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    I am going 7 years without a condom 95% of the time (batting at least 2-3 times a week first 4 years, 5+ for two years, then married and am back at 1/week), only go for the condom when i want to ejaculate inside. When i do use a condom i really like Trojan Ultra Ribbed. Those things fit better than the cheap brands and have never had one break in 2 years that i found this style (I like my sex rough so strong is needed).
    Oh, and no babies.

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    Condoms are a waste of time on me because i rip them off half way through. They take all the feelin away.

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    I've only seemed to date white girls with health insurance, thus birth control. When you get used to not using a condom it's hard for even the logic of the pregnancy scare to make you use one. Pull out for me. =/

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    Trojan Ecstasy works well, I guess. All condoms feel the same to me. Nothing like hitting it raw rly.

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    I would just like to point out to all those mentioning spermicide that using it has been related to increased risk of UTI's in women in several case studies.


    Yeah yeah, I know, "Not my problem" for the guys. Until she's not willing 'cause your condoms/lube/etc give her one.

    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    Pre-come, by the way, has been proven to not contain any sperm unless a) you've already come beforehand within 36 hours or b) you haven't urinated since the last time.
    Also, this.

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    Raw dog or no dog amirite?

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    Latex condoms (like Durex) are better for both parts than rubber brands are, imo.

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    Has anyone messed about with polyurethane condoms?
    I wonder if they don't have that ungodly smell latex ones do.

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