Well you need to expand your circle, because I've had condoms break on me quite a few times, even twice in the same night with one particular person. I haven't used a condom in god knows how long, but it happens every time I use a normal condom, no matter the brand. So speaking from personal experience and more than a few close calls, saying that is an "excuse" or is a cop out is just plain stupid lol.
You can call bullshit on me or whatever, but there is always a sure fire way to find out?

Send your girl over and send her with a standard rubber, (No girls on the internet etc..) ill film it for you but will absolve myself of any responsibility of smashing with a busted condom. Im not the only one its happened too either, perhaps its being of negro origin and most of my crew being negroes also? idk but I know calling it nothing more than an "excuse" is bogus as shit. Either Canadians cant hit it right or are just too small and narrow to cause it to split, ill let you choose on that one.
99 problems but girth aint one.