What do women want?

[Krye]

My friend's girlfriend just broke up with him. She's moving back in with her alcoholic asshole dad. She's probably going to have to drop out of her home school program and take another year of school. Her dad is broke as fuck and she won't even have a room for herself. My friend's last girlfriend broke up with him and moved back in with her broke crackhead grandparents in the ghetto to live with somebody she met online that got dishonorably discharged from the military and he's abusive to her.

My friend is a cute, nice, smart, funny guy that does anything his girlfriend wants, has tons of money, and they get to live here where there basically aren't any rules. His parents are both retired and they do all the cleaning around the house. So it's basically just perma-vacation around here all year round. He's going to college right now, so he even has a successful future ahead of him.

I mean, seriously, what's the deal? Does he do too much for them? Do women just not want to be happy? Or do they find happiness through other means like being hit or yelled at?

He said it all started this morning when he asked why she didn't want him coming with her to her friend's house this weekend and she flipped out because he thought she was cheating. So that probably means she is cheating, huh? Is that it, is it just that women can't get enough dick? Pretty sure he's a sex fiend, and I've heard chicks talking about about how long he lasts and how "I didn't know I could have an orgasm when the guy was on top until I fucked you". So even if they're getting the best sex of their life, it's still not enough?

She's mad all the time, is it even possible for women to be happy?

[Krye]

Bitches be runnin' wild

[Mertron]

Women want soveriegnty.

[Mertron]

damn it no one is going to get that

http://www.le.ac.uk/engassoc/images/fellows/AM.jpg

[Blarg]

even with the explanation I don't get it, lower your brow a bit

[Blarg]

quite a bit, I'm way down here

[Mertron]

i dont need to lower my brow, i took a nap before

[Blarg]

sir, please, lower your brow a bit

[Blarg]

there are women and womenchildren around, they don't need to see your brow so high up there

[Mertron]

but women dont know what they want, blarg, so perhaps they want my brow high

[Blarg]

sir please, it's getting obscene, you can keep your brow as high as you want while you are in your home but please don't upset these female children

[Howie Roary]

we be lowbrow and pedestrian up in here

[Krye]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START TALKING ABOUT HOW ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

[Mertron]

I find your assessment to be a bit harsh, sir krye.

not necessarily false, but harsh.

[Ansems]

This is a normal case of women acting whores all of the time.
Either shes cheating on him or shes looking for someone else. Girls like the abuse, that's why birth hurts so much. Women want a man they they can change into a nice guy. Even if they succeed eventually they'll get bored just like men but there way is just emotional shit, we lean more to the physical.

My brother (god rest his soul) kept his hoes in check, his first wife wouldn't get of his dick and he was so fucking mean to her and she still loved the shit out of him even after he left her for a younger pussy.

I get more pussy being a dick than being the nice guy.

[Blarg]

triflin hoes

[Ansems]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START TALKING ABOUT HOW ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

lol holy shit

[Lucienne]

To say women don't know what they want is flawed. The problem is, they do and as soon as they find it in a guy they jump into a relationship without actually knowing or loving the guy. Both of those girls you described came from rather unstable circumstances and to find a guy that could provide stability was important to them. Did they love your friend? Of what you're describing most problaby not.

[Mertron]

shut the fuck up leroy

[Colenzo]

To say women don't know what they want is flawed. The problem is, they do and as soon as they find it in a guy they jump into a relationship without actually knowing or loving the guy. Both of those girls you described came from rather unstable circumstances and to find a guy that could provide stability was important to them. Did they love your friend? Of what you're describing most problaby not.

this is why you should gtfo