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  1. #41
    The Optimistic Asshole
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    It's most certainly terrible teddy.

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    Rational Answer: Plenty of fish out in the sea bro. Next slant bitch you tap don't attempt to put a ring on, this is a learning experience. Just keep your girls in mind and don't do anything stupid, because at the end of the day that's their mother. (inb4 tool etc)

    BG Answer: Fuck the dude up, send the bitch packin' to her mothers and stay with the girls. Or just drown ex tell kids she went on vacation.

  3. #43
    SCV Rush
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    I found the problem: Sierra Vista

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    Viq
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    This story is clearly false. Korean girls don't make babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raytheon View Post
    You may call me a retarded douche.
    You're 25 and unmarried with 2 daughters, retarded doesn't even start to cover it. Did you get contraception advice from BG medical?

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    Sleep Deprived Galka BLM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumblingdrunk View Post
    You're 25 and unmarried with 2 daughters, retarded doesn't even start to cover it. Did you get contraception advice from BG medical?
    Because having kids outside of wedlock is the worst thing ever...

  7. #47
    Can you spare some gil?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Komm Suesser Tod View Post
    Because having kids outside of wedlock is the worst thing ever...
    thats not what i said, but go ahead and read selectively

  9. #49
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    the kids just make things a whole lot more complicated, if there were no kids you can just kick her out, and not worry about child support etc.
    get a lawyer, get custody, kick her out.
    but no matter what you do here, the kids will always get the short end of the stick.

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    might indeed

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    starcraft

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    Tell us, does her vagina taste like kimchi and bubbletea?

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    Wow I think that this is the only situation where I would tell someone not to post nudes. If he did and she found out she would have no problem getting full custody of the children.

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    this guy clearly hasn't tried anal sex. Fuck it bro have Angry Revenge Sex see how it works out for you.

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuwait-cafe View Post
    this guy clearly hasn't tried anal sex. Fuck it bro have Angry Revenge Sex see how it works out for you.
    A wise man once said;

    Quote Originally Posted by Leon Phelps
    "What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalyn View Post
    내가 뭘 잘 못했는지~

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrockstar View Post
    Wow I think that this is the only situation where I would tell someone not to post nudes. If he did and she found out she would have no problem getting full custody of the children.
    He has no chance anyways, so who cares?

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    The only solution is to fuck her one last time and get nudes of yourself to post.

    Oh, and I guess nudes of her, too, for the straights.

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    Mr. Anna Kendrick
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    Now this slut is gonna have to work for her Pocky.

    Seriously though, get tested.

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