NFL Week 4: Shit Mod

[Akiyama]

Woah. Denver Broncos fan is back. Hey man, remember when I said (and I think the Broncos were 6-0/6-1 at this time) that Denver would end up not only losing the division, but not even make the playoffs? and I believe you thought that was pretty fucking stupid thing to say? Hrm.

Anyway, white noise.

[Zoolander]

you gotta make those muthafuckas count. much like how i'm about 40% done with my Amsterdam story.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...39344_7398.jpg

Hurry up. My story isn't good enough because my friends were way too lame during the trip. Worst wingmen ever.

[Tyche]

Akiyama...in the wayyyyyyyyy back machine.

[Marootsoobutsu]

Woah. Denver Broncos fan is back. Hey man, remember when I said (and I think the Broncos were 6-0/6-1 at this time) that Denver would end up not only losing the division, but not even make the playoffs? and I believe you thought that was pretty fucking stupid thing to say? Hrm.

Anyway, white noise.

"Hey man, I'm gonna win the lottery." Occasionally, someone does. Denver not making the playoffs relied on them losing to the Chiefs and the Raiders, including a loss to the Chiefs in Mile High to close the season. That's not a strong, nor a smart, bet. Congratulations; you were right about the outcome, but I stand by the silliness of the claim at the time. If you'd like, we can go over every prediction you made that didn't pan out right and laugh about how dumb they were. Wouldn't that be fun?

[Akiyama]

Akiyama...in the wayyyyyyyyy back machine.

Fuck yeah, dude. When I'm right about something, I have to stick to it, you know? Plus calling it by week 5/6 is pretty damned good! Also, where's your picks?! I like reading your analysis.

"Hey man, I'm gonna win the lottery." Occasionally, someone does. Denver not making the playoffs relied on them losing to the Chiefs and the Raiders, including a loss to the Chiefs in Mile High to close the season. That's not a strong, nor a smart, bet. Congratulations; you were right about the outcome, but I stand by the silliness of the claim at the time. If you'd like, we can go over every prediction you made that didn't pan out right and laugh about how dumb they were. Wouldn't that be fun?

Nah. If we went back in time and pointed at all my wrong calls, that'd take waaaaay too long to do. =[ I just like to stand by the ones I made confidently, because anyone outside of Denver could see that they were all smoke and mirrors. Orton may be Jesus, and Marshall may have been outfuckingstanding.. but the rest of the team was poo. Just somehow, they hid it long enough to go 6-0. D:

[Chun Liroy]

I'm pretty sure I cosigned Akiyama's "call"

[Chun Liroy]

Annnnnd Kiwanuka is probably going to be out for most, if not all, of the season. Enjoy having no pass rushers again.

[Valisk]

so what you're trying to tell me is

above average (14/32, as you even said earlier) 'schedule strength' now is equivalent to an easy schedule

c'mon man

I mean, I'd take that shovel away from you, but you seem to be enjoying the work

"Above average" would be relevant if 16 teams made the playoffs but only 12 do. So like I said, they have a weak schedule, given their oppenents that I've already outlined in a previous post.

[Demosthenes11]

I'm usually the first one to say "a win's a win," but when 2/3 of your wins are like they are...literally one game you didn't win except for a technicality in the rule, and one game you won because of 18 (EIGHTfuckingTEEN) penalties (it took every one of those penalties) and a fumble that hit a force field along the sideline, your team just isn't that good. There's a reason why nobody is going (save tyven) "OMFG CHIEFS," it's because they are not a good 3-0 football team. Neither are the bears.

[Rhinox]

Tell me Demo who would they have to beat to convince you?

enough crying about the penalties and that Calvin Johnson Play. It's like crying over a TD being waved off because a Player was forced out of the Endzone 3 years after the rule was removed. Just stop it

As for the Packer game Penalties are part of the game. usually the team that commits the least wins...and in this case thats what happens.

[Demosthenes11]

Tell me Demo who would they have to beat to convince you?

well considering they have only beat 1 team, I'd say more than 1 team?

enough crying about the penalties and that Calvin Johnson Play. It's like crying over a TD being waved off because a Player was forced out of the Endzone 3 years after the rule was removed. Just stop it

You really think the bears decided that game and not the referees? get real.

As for the Packer game Penalties are part of the game. usually the team that commits the least wins...and in this case thats what happens.

and exhibit b of the bears not beating a team, that team beating themselves

[Rhinox]

well considering they have only beat 1 team, I'd say more than 1 team?

They beat three teams. Before the season everyone was jumping on the Lions bandwagon and as soon as the Bears beat them everyone jumps off lol

You really think the bears decided that game and not the referees? get real.

Hey faggot, If it was the last play of the game you might have had a point but if you watched the game[obviously you didn't] you would see they had two more shots in the endzone to Calvin Johnson. I'd say the bears decided the game. That's not say they weren't fortunate since they were caught napping on that play.

and exhibit b of the bears not beating a team, that team beating themselves

Are the Saints not a legit Superbowl team because the Vikings beat themselves in the NFC championship game? I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact Wins don't count in your book if the other team makes critical mistakes. Last I checked the other team still has to score at least 2 points to qualify for the win.

[Headspace]

olroy got banned? haha

[Demosthenes11]

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[randomized]

i would just like to say i fully support everything demos has stated so far

[Headspace]

Before the season everyone was jumping on the Lions bandwagon

lol

[Demosthenes11]

hey guys, the bears beat a lions team that was GOIN TO DA SUPERBOWL because their starting qb got knocked out and calvin started celebrating too early, therefore the bears GOIN TO DA SUPERBOWL

[Chun Liroy]

Damn Demos is on point lately.

[Drex]

a win's a win

[Rhinox]

DERP DERP WINS DON'T COUNT IF TEAM COMMIT PENALTY DERP

Check the preseason predictions. Coming into the year many where predicting the Lions would have a decent season. How quickly we forgot.

Btw demo where have I said the bears are going to the superbowl? Oh that's right I didn't. You just jumped to conclusion cause you so mayad a bad Bears team has better record and getting some positive attention then the pats and their shitty defense.