and I'm giving it to you all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js
and I'm giving it to you all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js
youtube fail can't remember with downs <_<
I love you a lot right now this is making me lol irl
full homo
For those of you that didn't realize "The Clap" is actually gonorrhea. I probably should have said that earlier because everyone here is a virgin and probably didn't know.
I didn't say clapping I said the clap
and your dad is angry at your mom for not sticking a coat hanger through you many many years ago
gonorrhea is that nasty feeling you get when all the diarrhea is gone but your butthole is still trying to make you poop at the speed of light and you think your intestines are going to shoot out
no one can poop that fast
What if they are pooping on a space ship going the speed of light?
a fart is the noise of buttcheeks rapidly clapping from a normal escaping gas, now picture it magnified by gonorrhea, ergo the clap. it's like a crowd of douchebags is applauding your intestinal agony
it's not like I'm being rude going around calling you the stupid doofus you are
can you list the other secrets you don't want others to know
ok, proceed
yes
no, that's incorrect
actually, the mathematician james t kirk theorized that pythagoras was a little bitch who doesn't know shit about math and he proved this with a proof