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    Nidhogg
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    I've got the Downs

    and I'm giving it to you all

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js


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    youtube fail can't remember with downs <_<

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    I love you a lot right now this is making me lol irl

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    full homo

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    For those of you that didn't realize "The Clap" is actually gonorrhea. I probably should have said that earlier because everyone here is a virgin and probably didn't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    What's gonorrhea?
    I think it's the clap

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    I didn't say clapping I said the clap

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    and your dad is angry at your mom for not sticking a coat hanger through you many many years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    I thought that was what that was according to the OP.
    no you see, the clap is gonorrhea and gonorrhea is the clap

    it's pretty clear now right?

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    gonorrhea is that nasty feeling you get when all the diarrhea is gone but your butthole is still trying to make you poop at the speed of light and you think your intestines are going to shoot out

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    no one can poop that fast

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    What if they are pooping on a space ship going the speed of light?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    That's not very nice mister.
    hey, I'm just reporting the facts

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    a fart is the noise of buttcheeks rapidly clapping from a normal escaping gas, now picture it magnified by gonorrhea, ergo the clap. it's like a crowd of douchebags is applauding your intestinal agony

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    it's not like I'm being rude going around calling you the stupid doofus you are

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    can you list the other secrets you don't want others to know

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    ok, proceed

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    yes

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    no, that's incorrect

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    actually, the mathematician james t kirk theorized that pythagoras was a little bitch who doesn't know shit about math and he proved this with a proof

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