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    morons

    not this one

    these:
    Quote Originally Posted by Galkaeater View Post
    Its not a very good question to start with since either 20 or 15 could be the right answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Counterfeit View Post
    Incoming logic:
    Okay, pretend you have a ten foot piece of wood and you want to have two equal pieces of wood that measured three feet each. It takes five minutes to make the first three foot piece of wood, and another five minutes to make the second piece of three foot wood. If the questioned ask how long it would take to make a third piece of wood it would be fifteen minutes. Again, a ten foot piece of wood can be cut three times if you wanted three equal length three foot pieces.
    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    It's the assumption that it's the distance/time of her cuts that is the same, not the cuts/time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nyima View Post
    Couldn't you look at the problem like she's cutting pieces off of a larger wood piece, kind of like a loaf of bread. So she would need 2 cuts to get 2 pieces of wood from the larger piece.

    I mean it's stupid but I could see someone looking at it like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by shepardG View Post
    Good job education of the human species, people are arguing a problem that can have varying answers when you inject different facts/info/details into the scenario.

    As it stands, by it's fucking self, without any OTHER OUTSIDE knowledge of this "test". We the "viewers" can't ASSUME shit. we have to work with what we are given which is: bitch cuts ANYTHING A 2X4, A 20FT SQUARE BLOCK OF PETRIFIED WOOD FROM A BILLION YEARS AGO, OR A GOD DAMN "square piece of wood" using ANY THING THAT CUTS, her hand, a butter knife, a fucking laser from space at a rate of 10 minutes. that's it. that's all you get from that question. little picture to side be damned because we the "viewer" can't see any additional directions that say, assume she is cutting this stuff to the right of this text.

    With the info presented, you want to make 1 into 3 and it takes you 10 mins to make 1 into two, it's going to take you the same fucking time to make 2 into 3.

    Fail test is fail, and so are we.

    Also i'm pooping right now.

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    3rd grade math word problem...

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    what thread is this?

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    I guessed 20 as well.

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    i didn't have to guess. i just added 10+10. good luck learning addition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovex View Post
    I guessed 20 as well.
    apparently a clue as to why you're so retarded

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    the more you read it the harder it becomes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamicles View Post
    the more you read it the harder it becomes

    lol

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I hate math and even I get it's 20 minutes.

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    I think that's a terrible graphic representation on that test. How could anyone take 10-20 minutes to saw that little piece of wood? more like fail wood cutters.

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    a chick is cutting the wood, of course it's a fail wood cutter. she probably stopped a couple of time to text her bff about twilight

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    It took me a few seconds to understand what the question was really asking. Its worded weird. Never seen a question like that on a serious test.

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    mormons

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    The problem is the question, not the math.
    "She makes 2 chairs in 10 minutes, she makes 3 in 15." The teacher has never seen a saw in his life. Since he studied science, I'm not surprised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    The problem is the question, not the math.
    "She makes 2 chairs in 10 minutes, she makes 3 in 15." The teacher has never seen a saw in his life. Since he studied science, I'm not surprised.
    Kill yourself

    Quote Originally Posted by Lovex View Post
    I guessed 20 as well.
    Kill YOURself
    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I hate math and even I get it's 20 minutes.
    And you're not wrong but kill yourself too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Kill yourself
    You really can pick a day. I'll try harder next time.
    Not like you'll get it, so fu, honestly.

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    the answer is 15, get over yourselves

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