Spam isn't spam

[Senoska]

Spam isn't spam anymore. Its just a gang of niggers acting e-hard. COME AT ME BRO

[Ikarys]

eh

[Shiroikage]

ehhhhhh

[Stumblingdrunk]

i don't think that this is true, but if it is, this thread can't possibly help

[Shiroikage]

it can get pretty circlejerky at times

[Stumblingdrunk]

true, but i feel the op comes off much like the problem it complains about

[Stumblingdrunk]

we can't be kryes crying, Rykos rambling, chari's tales videos, and luto dicks forever though

[Krye]

The key to survival is never changing

[Stumblingdrunk]

thats what texas evolution teaches us

[Callisto]

Spam isn't spam anymore. Its just a gang of niggers acting e-hard. COME AT ME BRO

oh yes this is clearly a new development and not what spam has been since its inception

[Callisto]

if only we had more furries, faggots, and minorities to spice things up like the good old days

[Ksandra]

The key to survival is never changing, faggots

ftfy

[Callisto]

so me and my buddy are at The Jewels(it's a grocery store, dipshit) picking up snacks and shit for the Hawks game and we need some crackers to go with our selection of fine cheeses and summer sausage and we're in the cracker aisle, and there's this old guy there, he kinda looks like the fake old guy they have on the Six Flags commercials but like it's really his face, and not a mask, and we're looking at crackers and trying to pick one, and I'm like yo dude get the keebler townhouse ones those are bomb-ass and he sees ones above them that are similar but garlic/herb, and he's like how about these and the old dude all of a sudden makes this noise like HMM!!! but approval-like, right as he chooses his own box of crackers, and at first we think he's just like fuck-yeah'ing our cracker selection so we're like HELL YEAH DO THAT SHIT and then apparently he was just being vocal about his own cracker selection and he thought we were like HELL YEAH DO THAT SHIT'ing about his cracker selection so we are all staring at each other like lol crackers rule, shit was nuts

[Kytele]

spam hasn't been spam since a specified amount of time?

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[Callisto]

within 2 minutes of that there was one super hot chick that was getting her groceries and I was like yeahhh and then I looked at her cart and she had a banana, a pineapple, some lowfat yogurt, and she had just pulled out some soy milk, and I was like ugh fuck total waste of a hot chick since she only eats faggot shit, then later I saw her at the popsicle section, and she literally took about 6 minutes to pick a pack of popsicles(alliteration fuck yeah), like she was looking at labels and comparing them against each other and I was like goddammit you faggot hot chick they're fucking popsicles just toss the shit in the cart

[Callisto]

then there was even a hotter chick(no seriously, as an aside, Jewel-Osco is fucked up, like absolutely teeming with fucking hotties all the time I don't even know what the fuck b/c this was at the ghetto Jewel and not the good one) who was pulling out a bottle of wine and she gets into the checkout line behind us and she has this like shitty 8 dollar bottle of zinfandel and I kinda wanted to say something but I was pretty sure she was already well-stocked on dick to get for the night so whatever

[Callisto]

interesting note: one of the options on firefox spellcheck if you misspell 'zinfandel' is 'infinitude'

[Callisto]

also 'firefox' and 'spellcheck' both show up as spelled incorrectly using firefox spellcheck

[Kytele]

infidels

[Shiroikage]

callisto, you are making this thread